Your member is big, your member is good, your member beats all men in [the] neighborhood.
I'd love to see the spammer's stats on this one. I'd love to know if anybody in the entire universe ever actually clicked on that link. Because, seriously here folks, who is that guy?
Sounds an awful like the speech Gene Wilder gives Peter Boyle in Young Frankenstein just before teaching him to sing. I expect the next line to be, "Your member is a goooood boy!"ReplyDelete
I also have to admit I find myself thinking of the more common meaning of member, and wondering who all is in the club (no pun intended). And being a nerd, I think, "Well, if the member of your superhero squad is The Hulk, definitely, but if it's Hawkeye, enh, not so much."
Actually, it kinda scans like a poem...ReplyDelete
Your member is big
Your member is good
Your member beats all
Men in neighborhood
Would you like it in a house?
Would you like it with a mouse?
Would you like it here or there?
Your member likes it anywhere!
I'm going to hell for that, aren't I?ReplyDelete
Hell? No, Michelle, but somebody in Nigeria is liable to offer you a job.ReplyDelete
::can't stop laughing::ReplyDelete
::tears rolling down face::
I hear a hip-hop beat
Your member is big!
Your member is good!
Your member beats all the men in da neighborhood!
Go member! Go Go Member!
Well, if I strung some of the subject lines together I could almost make a story...ReplyDelete
"Put your sword in her scabbard"
"Your dreams of growth can become reality"
"Enlarge your nether regions"
"Massive permanent gains!"
Somehow I just don't thing they're talking about the economy...
Damn it Jim, it took me a long time to come up with that line!ReplyDelete
Uh...crap...I meant, yeah, who would come up with stupid shit like that?ReplyDelete
I keep picturing a couple of knights jousting.ReplyDelete
Or maybe a dozen knights jousting all at one time...but only one is left standing...due to multiple droopy lances.ReplyDelete
Shouldn't that be 'We have a Wiener'?ReplyDelete
And I'm LOL'ing at Tania's visual - backup singers and all... 0.0
Or is that 'backup members' of the band?ReplyDelete