(Swear to God, this is the actual search phrase)
“What is the meaning of a dead burning moose?”
You have offended the Alaskan Mafia.
Be wary of men in parkas and bunny boots and avoid Sarah Palin at all costs. Do not eat canned salmon or bald eagle meat. Watch out for grizzly bears. Enter the witness protection program immediately or move to some place really hot, like Iraq.