Just For Men Commercial:
[Middle-aged guy shown lying sleepless and alone in a king-sized bed]
Voiceover: “Alone again, and how am I supposed to start over with all of this gray hair?”
Unspoken Translation: “I’ve dumped my middle-aged wife after twenty years, now how do I get me one of those 19 year old trophy bimbos so I can impress the guys down at the bar?”
Answer: Just for Men hair color (Viagra sold separately). Just a few treatments a week. Look twenty years younger. Nobody has to know. Chicks dig it!
Final scene: Smiling, middle-aged guy now with a full head of thick, dark hair running down the beach with a young blond. [Just as the smiling couple pass the camera, the girl drops her towel and exposes her tanned and thong clad rear. Pan and zoom, focus on her firm young ass as she jogs towards the surf] This could be you! If only you didn't have all of that gray hair.
[Fade out to tag line]
Just For Men Hair Treatment! Fueling America's juvenile wet dreams and helping shallow middle-aged assholes through their midlife crisis since 1975.