Tuesday, May 13, 2008

You've got to be kidding me

Aaagh! Aagh! Head. Full of teh stupids. Feels. Like. My. Eyes. Are. Bulging. Out. Of. My. Head! Must not make fist of death.

Every single time I think that the leader of the free world can't possibly say anything more idiotic, more puerile, more revolting, or more deluded - he goes right ahead and says something so profoundly stupid that I think my head will explode. I swear to God, this guy is a complete and total fucking moron.

Unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable.

Honestly I thought this was a joke, I had to look and see if I was reading The Onion by accident. No, he meant it, every word. Seriously, this guy needs a handler - or a muzzle and a padded room.


  1. OMFG. WTFBBQ?!?!?

    Oh, John is going to love this when I tell him. In the morning before I go to work so he can rant about it all day when I'm not around.

    To quote the great B. Bunny "What an UltraMaroon"

  2. Because, really, sacrificing your golf game is comparable to having a family member deployed to a war zone.

    Thanks for feeling our pain, W.

    You complete and utter tool.


  3. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

    Albert Einstein said that, and Bush and his ilk continue to prove it.

  4. Damn, I've left a dent in the desk trying to beat the stupid out before it could infect me.

    So, um, just why haven't we had an attempted coup yet?

    Say, I wonder if he also gave up late night ice cream raids, also in support of the troops?

  5. I'd like to give up him, in support of the troops.


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