Friday, May 2, 2008

Argh! Too. Much. Stupid.

I just walked from the shop.

I left the TV on. I really need to stop doing that.

Glenn Beck interviewing Ben Stein on CNN.

It was like staring into the depths of a galactic-mass black hole of teh stupids, from somewhere near the Schartzchild radius. The only thing that could possibly have made it worse would be if they were broadcasting from The Creation Museum.

I couldn't listen. No, not even for snarky blogging material. I turned it off. And now I must go pour bleach in my eyes. Excuse me.


  1. Head over to Nathan's, he owes us all chocolate.

    Chocolate makes a lot of things better, and I think the overwhelming stupidity of others is one of them.

  2. Just thinking about it, it sounds like that vortex of suck from Poltergeist that swallowed the little girl. Don't go near the TV, it'll eat you alive!

  3. Not for nothing, but I still haven't figured out why all of a sudden, I owe everyone fucking chocolate.

    Side note/partial Hijack: I have a distinct memory of getting a lecture from Dad that "all the sudden" was not the right phrase. I've forgotten his citation, but I remember "all of a sudden".

  4. Or if you're gonna leave the TV on, you really gotta pick a different station.

    And Natahn, I'm not sure why suddently you owe everyone fucking chocolate, but it may be because Michelle likes to mess with your mind from time to time.

  5. I really gotta learn how to type.

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  8. Actually, I'll pass on the fucking chocolate and just take the dark chocolate.

    Me? Mess with Nathan's mind?

    (batting eyes innocently)

  9. If it'll make you feel any better, Jay Manifold over at my serious blog (I write there under the nom de plume John Jay) is considering forming a "Christians for PZ Myers" movement.

    I'll join.

    ---typos and link fixed


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