Spam provides an endless source of amusement for me. Take this one:
dont make hitting on the girls so hard, just show them your cock.
Oh yeah, that'll make picking up girls much easier - chicks dig a flasher. For full effect, you should probably use this technique around playgrounds or the mall. Oh and get a raincoat.
Of course, I may be misreading this, in which case I haven't a chance in hell of picking up a girl - I don't even own a rooster...
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Caution, May Contain Nuts
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Yeah, I'm definitely thinking of changing my tag line from Hot Chicks Dig Smart Men to Hot Chicks Dig Whacky Flashers.ReplyDelete
Somehow, though, it just doesn't roll off the tongue in the same way...
Of course, I may be misreading this, in which case I haven't a chance in hell of picking up a girl - I don't even own a rooster...ReplyDelete
If you tried to pick up a girl, you'd be missing more than a rooster when Becky found out. Just sayin'.
Tania hates the work firewall at work - it just ate her rambly rant about sex, easy virtue, stupid spammers, and most importantly where she noted that if Jim were to show her his rooster, she'd assume he was setting up a poultry colony at his home for fresh eggs and maybe a 4-H project for young Mr. Wright.ReplyDelete
Oh, and I think I mentioned something about my cousin in Glennallen being described recently as a man whore.
Please post a picture of your rooster when you get him. The other thing, you can keep to yourself, thank you very much.ReplyDelete