Yesterday a fire destroyed the Cargill beef processing plant in Booneville, Arkansas. This morning the fire is still smoldering.
The plant made upwards of 500,000 ground beef patties a day.
Can you imagine the smell? Mmmmmm, this morning the whole town smells like char grilled burgers.
Sorry for the folks who lost jobs and fortunately nobody was injured, but it just hit me as, uh, tasty.