tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post6782907896688777355..comments2024-03-20T12:34:55.100-05:00Comments on Stonekettle Station: Pass the KetchupJim Wrighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-6123738489798080232008-03-25T21:21:00.000-05:002008-03-25T21:21:00.000-05:00or that's the best 'human' costume the evil lizard...or that's the best 'human' costume the evil lizard alien overlords could come up with?Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-6112270863999104282008-03-25T20:53:00.000-05:002008-03-25T20:53:00.000-05:00That's because he's embalmed that way.That's because he's embalmed that way.Random Michelle Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-47778297254655235592008-03-25T13:00:00.000-05:002008-03-25T13:00:00.000-05:00I always thought he looked smugly self satisfied. ...I always thought he looked smugly self satisfied. Just saying.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-60287341797664732752008-03-25T12:51:00.000-05:002008-03-25T12:51:00.000-05:00It hasn't made Dick Cheney look any happier, has i...It hasn't made Dick Cheney look any happier, has it?Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18275812152895151542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-45905211115734506202008-03-25T11:15:00.000-05:002008-03-25T11:15:00.000-05:00your triumph will last seconds, mine for the remai...<I>your triumph will last seconds, mine for the remainder of your restless, shameful life.</I><BR/><BR/>I dunno, Eric, shooting a lawyer, there's <I>got</I> to be some long lasting satisfaction in that ;)Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-79071386283032719712008-03-25T11:11:00.000-05:002008-03-25T11:11:00.000-05:00Okay, see, I've never actually smelled rotting wha...Okay, see, I've never actually <I>smelled</I> rotting whale, but I'd be surprised if it smelled like fresh bread. In fact, I'm going to go ahead and jump to the conclusion that rotting whale is the exact opposite of fresh bread. Granted, this may reflect my own biases. Until this moment, the concepts "rotting whale" and "fresh bread" (technically it's "<I>mmmm--fresh bread</I>") had never occupied the same memory address in my brain.<BR/><BR/>There is a Merita Bread factory in Charlotte, NC, that magically transforms a vile stretch of I85--the smell of fresh-baked bread is sometimes sufficient to overpower the reek of exhaust and diesel, filling your car with the smell of a kitchen. And probably some kind of upper respirtory disease caused by bleached flour and preservatives, but why go negative? Fresh-baked bread (even mass produced factory bread) is nummy goodness, and I'll brook no disagreement on this matter--it will be pistols at dawn. (And since I don't know how to use a gun, you'll be wracked with guilt for shooting a moron--your triumph will last seconds, mine for the remainder of your restless, shameful life.)Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18275812152895151542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-29114192683975714252008-03-25T10:44:00.000-05:002008-03-25T10:44:00.000-05:00Well, I've never lived downwind from a bakery, but...Well, I've never lived downwind from a bakery, but...<BR/><BR/>When I was stationed on Iceland, I was assigned to the Naval Security Group Detachment, which was near Keflavik about 1/2 a mile from the Icelandic Whaling Station. In the summer, the Icelanders would pull the big whale carcasses up on the skidways and flense them. Tons of blubber would wash into the cracks and crevasses around the concrete ways and rot in the sun. We were usually downwind and the smell was <I>unbelievable</I>. Rotten whale fat, sucked in by the air handlers and concentrated on the watch floor.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-18190637239524382482008-03-25T10:23:00.000-05:002008-03-25T10:23:00.000-05:00Well done, please.I bet they didn't have a hard ti...Well done, please.<BR/><BR/>I bet they didn't have a hard time getting the volunteer firemen to go there. Free burgers for everybody!<BR/><BR/>Although nothing beats living near a bread bakery. U of A (me alma mater) was downwind from the Nickles bakery/factory. On certain nights, mm mm. Could get practically drunk from just sniffing the wind.Steve Buchheithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12999709767641212586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-64618542120998985192008-03-24T21:28:00.000-05:002008-03-24T21:28:00.000-05:00In other news, every dog in Logan County, Arkansas...In other news, every dog in <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logan_County%2C_Arkansas" REL="nofollow">Logan County, Arkansas</A> appears to have made a beeline for the county seat. Fences were leapt, chains snapped, leashes broken, and two volunteers at the county pound were injured when a slavering, inhuman tide of fur managed to escape their cages and made a break for freedom.<BR/><BR/>Authorities are investigating potential causes for the massive canine disturbance.<BR/><BR/>* * *<BR/><BR/>Oh, and here's something I just learned: apparently Booneville was (practically) the birthplace of Dizzy and Daffy Dean. I don't know squat about baseball, but Bud Abbott mentioned them as examples of baseball players with funny nicknames before going on to tell Lou Costello that he had a new job managing a baseball team and his first baseman was nicknamed Who.<BR/><BR/>Because knowledge is power!<BR/><BR/>(Actually, I'm not sure what power I get from such useless knowledge. I don't know... THIRD BASE!)Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18275812152895151542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-31925579822916071282008-03-24T17:19:00.000-05:002008-03-24T17:19:00.000-05:00The Jolly Rancher company used to make their candy...The Jolly Rancher company used to make their candy in the same town where I grew up. When the wind was blowing in the right direction, you could always tell what flavor was in the vat. <BR/><BR/>Hmm...<EM>grape.</EM>Janiecehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14190655869710465713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-78027602387460281052008-03-24T16:33:00.000-05:002008-03-24T16:33:00.000-05:00the smell of burned coffe, yeah, one of the things...the smell of burned coffe, yeah, one of the things I really don't miss about the Navy.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-84514415979031478362008-03-24T16:07:00.000-05:002008-03-24T16:07:00.000-05:00Burned coffee is right up there with the popcorn s...Burned coffee is right up there with the popcorn stench. Yuk.Taniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18142380580388373496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-55221709912783032812008-03-24T14:30:00.000-05:002008-03-24T14:30:00.000-05:00Yeah, we did the burned popcorn thing last night.M...Yeah, we did the burned popcorn thing last night.<BR/><BR/>My wife bought the half-sized bags by accident. My son just can't seem to get the concept of 1/2 power.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-61627777139505369862008-03-24T14:07:00.000-05:002008-03-24T14:07:00.000-05:00Mmmm... have you ever driven by a french fry facto...Mmmm... have you ever driven by a french fry factory when they're actually doing the frying? The air for miles around is saturated with the smell.<BR/><BR/>I prefer my burgers done medium.<BR/><BR/>Tangential thought, brought on by my idiot older son. Almost nothing smells worse than burnt microwave popcorn. But do you think he'd listen to the *instructions*? <BR/><BR/>It's cold with my windows and doors open.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-30402757515464038662008-03-24T13:30:00.000-05:002008-03-24T13:30:00.000-05:00Next to the bun bakeryNext to the bun bakeryJim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-10907748316418790322008-03-24T13:24:00.000-05:002008-03-24T13:24:00.000-05:00And a tractor-trailer load of pickles and onions j...And a tractor-trailer load of pickles and onions just overturned avoiding one of the fire-trucks.Nathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-84091071841512084042008-03-24T13:15:00.000-05:002008-03-24T13:15:00.000-05:00Did you hear about the hemp factory that burned do...Did you hear about the hemp factory that burned down in Plainville, ND? It was quite a story, but the news reporters were too paranoid to air it.<BR/><BR/>Ba dum dum. ;)<BR/><BR/>(Yes yes, the science doesn't track with the claim. This is fiction, people. Although Jim's tasty story is probably actually true.)Shawn Powershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15186686711412505957noreply@blogger.com