Spam provides an endless source of amusement for me. Take this one:
dont make hitting on the girls so hard, just show them your cock.
Oh yeah, that'll make picking up girls much easier - chicks dig a flasher. For full effect, you should probably use this technique around playgrounds or the mall. Oh and get a raincoat.
Of course, I may be misreading this, in which case I haven't a chance in hell of picking up a girl - I don't even own a rooster...