This cat will kill you, but first he needs to take a nap.
Take the time to prepare yourself.
There will be a post later about the recent Prop 8 ruling in California. I've got the snark, and I'm not afraid to use it.
In the meantime feel free to play with the cat. Bandaids and Betadine are in the medicine chest in the downstairs bathroom. Have fun. Oh, and keep your guard up, he likes to go for the eyes.