Thursday, May 21, 2009

Quirky Traditional Alpha Male

Try to restrain yourselves, Ladies.

Your result for The Social Persona Test (What kind of man/woman are you?)...

The Late Bloomer (QTAM)

Quirky Traditional Alpha Male

You are a horrible persona to be until sometime in high school or college, and then things just can't go wrong for you. Sure you are a bit nerdy, but the cool type of nerdy; and you have developed confidence as if it were a well toned muscle. When selecting a date stick to nice, traditional women, preferably ones who share your interests.

You are more QUIRKY than NORMAL.

You are more TRADITIONAL than LIBERAL.

You are more DOMINANT than PASSIVE.

When picking a date, consider: The Rarity (QTAF) or The Librarian (QTBF).

(Image from scificool.com)

Take The Social Persona Test (What kind of man/woman are you?)
at HelloQuizzy


Blatantly stolen from Carol at Just an Ordinary Goddess.


  1. Hey now, I just go out of the shower!

  2. Renaissance Faire Wench or QLAF. (Quirky Liberal Alpha Female)


  3. I got a rock. The Manga Geek (QLBM). Not seeing it. although it gave me more of a latitude on women I can choose from.

  4. I came out as the Frat Boy. Leaving aside the fact that I was in a frat, that is soooooo not me. :D

  5. Sure, John, sure.

    oh, hey, I found a little preppy alligator on the floor here the other day. Looks like it fell off an old collage shirt. Is that yours?

  6. Dude, this was my frat. You have to be a chemist or a chemical engineer to be in it AND we admit females.

    This is about as far from Omega House as you can get.

  7. Professional Chemistry fraternity?

    Seriously now, admit it, every time a toilet exploded on campus, the cops knocked your frat house door. Didn't they?

    Aside: Why am I visualizing John as Jack Lemmon/Ensign Pulver in the ship's laundry/mercury fulminate scene of Mr. Rogers?

  8. Why am I visualizing John as Jack Lemmon/Ensign Pulver in the ship's laundry/mercury fulminate scene of Mr. Rogers?Because it's just... perfect.

  9. I'm the Late Bloomer too, but I scored that yesterday, so I'm a day ahead of you.

    I'll be glad to pass on my elder wisdom.

  10. Quirky Liberal Alpha Male

    "This test will analyze your personality, values, and interests based on a few easily misinterpreted questions. Then it will use this insufficent data to make biased and innacurate assumptions about you and offer you unsoliceted advice. Prepare to be labeled for life!"


  11. I'll never know...they wanted me to register so I could get more spam. No thanks.


  12. i got the QLAM which i find wierd because as you stated you are a squishy President Obama fan, and i have classically always gone for the republican canidate.

  13. Well, I wouldn't place too much stock in the accuracy of this quiz, Jarhead.

    And politically, I'm a centrist - leaning slightly toward traditional Jeffersonian Constitionalist. I do identify with the traditional conservative - what the Republicans USED to be. In fact, Republicans used to be more like Obama than Bush. Those days are long long gone into the revisionist history of the Neocons - and I am emphatically diametrically opposed to Neoconservatism, which I think is the party of the batshit insane.


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