You know, I hope that if my spouse ever decides to kill me, she’s smarter about it then this dolt – and comes up with a better alibi.
I know, but see, this kind of thing sort of reflects poorly on you, doesn’t it?
People read about this and they don’t think “Oh, that poor woman.” No. They say to themselves, “What kind of fucking idiot did she marry? Christ, if she’s that stupid, maybe she did wander away, naked into a snow storm…”
Of course, in my case, people would probably say, “It’s about time she got rid of that idiot…”