Jesus Jumping Christ!
This just may be the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen…
…and I’ve been in the same room with George W. Bush.
This painting was commissioned by Michael Jackson and painted by David Nordahl.
Clicking on the picture (makes you a sick damn bastard and) will take you to the original Telegraph article, where you can find even more disturbing pictures of the King of Fruitcakes. You might want to drink a couple shots of Jesus Juice first.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be in the garage bleaching my brain.