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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Aiiiiighh!!

 
Jesus Jumping Christ!

This just may be the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen…

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…and I’ve been in the same room with George W. Bush.

 

This painting was commissioned by Michael Jackson and painted by David Nordahl.

Clicking on the picture (makes you a sick damn bastard and) will take you to the original Telegraph article, where you can find even more disturbing pictures of the King of Fruitcakes.  You might want to drink a couple shots of Jesus Juice first.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be in the garage bleaching my brain.

21 comments:

  1. Thanks a lot. I have to bleach my brain after just that picture.

    cass_m

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  2. All together now:

    @.o




    { himon, interjection: What Jamaicans yell when they stand outside at The Today Show. }

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  3. I think I threw up a little....
    in my mouth.

    Basterd.

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  4. Yeah, but you all clicked on the link to look at the rest of the pictures, didn't you?

    DIDN'T YOU?

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  5. Ya know, I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

    Pass the brain bleach & eye scrub over this way when you get a chance.

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  6. I...

    Er...

    Tha-

    No words.

    Asshole.

    (Nope, didn't click through.)

    groxyvac = vacuum for those hard to reach Grocklar areas

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  7. You really didn't have to do that.

    Oh great. I'm out of bleach. But I'm sure I have some turpentine in the studio.

    Gah, you're a cruel bastard. (Did NOT click through. I am NOT insane.)

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  8. Jim - you really need to stop trolling "those" sites. ;-)

    (No - not stupid - did not click on through. Also skipped the donkey show in TJ, for the same reason.)

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  9. The Donkey Show?

    Are you talking about the 4H display at the local fair? Because I have no idea what you're talking about. No idea. None. Nope.

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  10. I admit it, I clicked through, and it was worth it for the gold-plated statue of him and some chimpanzee. All together now: "This is art?"

    But, yeah, a little bleach would come in handy about now.

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  11. MY EYES! MY EYES! ARRRGH! PASS THE LYE! GET THE LYE!


    ungeaper = Jim, because he posts pictures that make me want to scoop out my eyes with a spoon.

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  12. This is sick. I don't see anything in the disclaimer about disturbing pictures that will cause you to gouge your eyes out (good thing I'm a touch typist).

    Okay, I clicked through. So sue me.

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  13. Had to go out to buy brain bleach, didn't have enough on hand.

    outtoser baseball player who tosses the caught fly ball to the bleachers

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  14. SON OF A BITCH! Hey, I'm trying to have a happy little christmas over here and you go and post this. Just like the little cherub on the bottom left I'm crying. Or at least my eyes are watering and I might be blinded.

    Damn you, Wright! I think the snow has affected your brain early this year.

    dyise - what you thrown when you have the craps

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  15. and

    groorem - what I'm saying right now with and extra "r" at the beginning - because I'm a big damn geek.

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  16. Jim and Chris, this "art" and the TJ donkey show definitely have something in common.

    They both suck donkey balls.

    vertie = a tie with a dizzying pattern

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  17. Isn't that something. I did NOT click through because I'm all out of brain bleach and don't want to have hunt some down before morning.

    platsi: a nickname for a platypus.

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  18. All of those are better than the picture I was sent with the tentacles.

    crallyab = a cranky rant

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  19. I clicked through them all. I'd almost have rather eaten stinky tofu. Almost.

    stangoni = a miniature zamboni

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  20. They're bad, Vince...but, they're not that bad.

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  21. Well, maybe they're not that bad, but lord they weren't good.

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