Don't just embrace the crazy, sidle up next to it and lick its ear.
"Maybe if you were more popular, like Carrottop."Tea... keyboard... spraying.
That's the line that got me too, Steve.
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.When I saw this ad, there was never any doubt as to who needed, wanted and deserved a Submissive Talking Jesus.Clearly, you and this toy were made for each other.Hee.
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