Which, of course, put The Proclaimers earwig in my head. I’ve had I’m gonna be 500 miles and I’m on my way playing in my brain for two days now.
There’s really only one way to deal with an earwig (well, OK, there is two ways, but I’m opposed to the bleach, power drill, and bent coat hanger method for safety reasons). With an earwig, the best thing to do is to just fire up the album and get it out of your system*.
So this morning I’m listening to Sunshine on Leith.
Here’s the Scottish duo, Charlie and Craig Reid, better known as The Proclaimers and (I’m gonna be) 500 Miles:
* Note: Stonekettle Station does not recommend this earwig suppression method should you be afflicted with an Abba, Dancing Queen earwig – in that case, only the bleach, power drill, and bent coat hanger method has been proven as an effective treatment.
Warning: Do NOT click on the above link. No really. Not even to see insane Swedish people in tights. No, don’t do it!
You fool! You did, didn’t you?
Bleach is under the sink. Grab the jug, come on out to the shop, we’ll use the drill press.