Sunday, November 30, 2008

Perky People Go To Hell

Pearls Before Swine

Rat, you gotta love him. I do.


  1. Okay, all perky people except Michelle can go right to Hell. Lowest level of it, in fact, where those dudes are face down in the ice and stuff.

  2. Please tell me that no one in the UCF was ever a cheerleader. That's perkiness as a profession.

    But if you were, well, we all did strange things when we were young. :P

  3. A cheerleader? Are you *kidding*?

    I ran track. And sat the bench for girls basketball. And was the student trainer for the football team my senior year.

    Cheerleader? Ugh.

  4. I personally like Pig better. But yeah, I already knew this. It's not so much as their punishment, but as a further punishment for those already in hell. Plus, the big guy doesn't like perky people either.

  5. I have, on occasion, been called perky. Those people are now strangely bereft of their heads.

  6. Cheerleader? Uh, no. I was the senior yearbook photographer. I covered events, I was not part of the event. (grin)

    Hell, I double-dated my prom in high school. I took two Nikons.

    Dr. Phil

  7. Uhm, I'm a morning person, if that counts.

    I'm one of those people who lay in bed for about 5 minutes after waking up, and then I'm at full throttle. I don't drink coffee, but on days when I'm a little groggy (kid emergency at 2:00 AM this morning), I find a brisk 2 mile run at about an 8:30 pace works just as well. :)


  8. How do you explain sitting around in the chat channel talking to me at 2am then? ;)

  9. Staying up 'cause I knew the kid was going to get me up anyway. But I was still up at 7:15 the next day. A little groggy, but the treadmill fixed that.

    I'm sure Jim concurs about the superior therapeutic effects of a good run over those of that witch's brew called coffee... :D

  10. Nothing, John, is better than coffee. I'm currently on my second pot this morning.

    However, I do concur that a good run does wonders for jump starting the metabolism. Personally, I don't run much now that I'm a civilian again. My left side is a mess, starting at the foot which has a poorly healed broken arch and proceeding through a severely damaged knee to an even worse shoulder. Running is contraindicated under all but the most dire of circumstances.

    I've got a treadmill, which I don't use much, but I've been thinking about getting a good elliptical machine. Something I can workout on and read at the same time.

    Have to watch the after Christmas sales and see what comes up.

  11. Jim, talk to a PT before using elliptical machine.

    The PT I talked to said I should *not* use an elliptical machine because of my knees, but then I have weird knees. (Anything that forces my feet *straight* is going to be bad for my knees.)

    (she said chipperly)

  12. Speaking of coffee, today Starbucks is donating 5 cents for every cup of handmade coffee they sell to AIDS research. Now's a good time to go get some from there if you never usually do. ;)

    *sips down a peppermint mocha latte*

  13. Err... *rearranges the clauses*

    Speaking of coffee, today Starbucks is donating 5 cents to AIDS research for every cup of handmade coffee they sell.

    *sheepish look*

  14. Hmm, really? I usually hit starbucks at least once a week, usually not on Mondays though. HOWEVER, I do have to go to the bank and the, urgggg, Post Office. Starbucks is right next door, I suppose as long as it's for a good cause... :)

  15. :watching Random Michelle being perky and just groaning under the strain while burying my face in my hands::


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