Today’s search phrase:
Why doesn’t my powermatic cigarette rolling machine work right?
What? It’s not killing you fast enough?
Smoke in your eyes?
Because it’s a cigarette rolling machine, not a doobie rolling machine?
It’s really a pasta roller, try making ravioli. (Duuuuuude, you shouldn’t buy stuff when you’re stoned)
Um, didn’t the whole “roll your own” fad go out with fondue parties and the McGovern campaign?
Now you try.