Thursday, October 22, 2009

Ask Stonekettle Station – It’s a Doozy, A Crazy Crazy Doozy

Did Obama bail out the auto industry so he could track you on On-Star?


Yes, that’s it exactly.

Teh Eevil Communist Obama Of Eevil is sitting in the National Command Post right now, tracking you. Because, see there is nothing more vital to the Democrats than following you…to the liquor store. Yes.

Now, go take your medicine.


  1. Jim, Jim, Jim.

    Taking our "medicine" is exactly what Big Pharma wants us to do.

    I don't think so.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go listen to the voices in Glenn Beck's head.

  2. He's waiting for the right moment when your grandma is unguarded, you see...

  3. I told you! But do you ever listen?

  4. When is Obama going to bail out the SF short fiction industry?

    And Eric, please turn up the voices, I'd like to be able to hear them too. Do they bother the penguins?

  5. Only if the penguins forget to wear their little tinfoil hats.

  6. No no no no NO!

    How many times must I tell you, foil hats and helmets are like adding antenna--they amplify the signal, not block it.

  7. Well, sure, for the old analog voices, but they've upgraded the orbital mind control satellites to digital wide spectrum and so the foil doesn't do anything one way or the other now.

  8. I that how it works? I swear, I never wear the hat and I still have problems getting signal.

    Wait, what are we talking about again?


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