Wednesday, October 7, 2009


How will I die?
Your Result: You will die while saving someone's life.

The most noble of all deaths. Your rewards will be great in the next life. You are most definitely a humanitarian. If not currently, you will be. To give one's life is a precious moment that will be remembered by friends and family for many decades.

You will die in a car accident.

You will die while having sex.

You will die in your sleep.

You will die in a nuclear holocaust.

You will be murdered.

You will die of boredom.

You will die from a terminal illness.

How will I die?
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What's the deal with "you will die in a nuclear holocaust?" If that's true for even one person, shouldn't that be true for pretty much all of us?

Nuclear holocaust, not exactly a personal disaster. Just sayin'


  1. Looks like I will also die saving someone's life.

    I was sorta hoping I'd die having sex.

  2. Well, see, Wendy, those two things - die having sex and saving someone's life - are not necessarily mutually exclusive. Just sayin'

  3. I got "you will die in your sleep." Guess I'm just peaceful like that. And, apparently, not as altrustic as you two.

  4. Apparently, I will die in my sleep as well. Good. I've been saying for 30 years that's how I'd prefer to go. Of course, my second possibility is dying of boredom, which could happen nearly any work day. Writing code just doesn't keep the adrenaline flowing.

  5. Well, see: it's a small nuclear holocaust, and actually it was supposed to go to your neighbor. Sorry 'bout that. If it's any consolation, I'll send your neighbor the extremely tiny global pandemic that was originally supposed to go to your place. Fair enough?

  6. I'm really just not big on the whole nuclear holocaust idea in the first place, Eric.

  7. Well, see, that's why we had you set up for the tiny global pandemic until the USPS screwed up the box numbers.

    We all get something. You were supposed to get tiny global pandemic. Your neighbors were supposed to get the nuclear holocaust. And about seven minutes before I started this comment I got an e-mail announcing that I would get a personalized Earth's sun goes supern

  8. Today's weather forecast calls for mostly calm and sunny with a 15% chance of highly localized nuclear holocausts.

  9. I never take these tests, but I'm pretty sure I'd get "You will die of Microsoft Windows, or possibly of PowerPoint."

    My personal end.

    "Wendy, those two things - die having sex and saving someone's life - are not necessarily mutually exclusive."

    Brilliant! Where do I enlist?

  10. YAY! I got the sex one!

    Sadly, I don't feel any cooler. And the quiz kindly reminded me I can't escape death by becoming celibate. Ha!

  11. I will also die while having sex, Shawn.


  12. I will also die while having sex

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    ...bummer for your partner though.

  13. Well, time to court death again. Good night, all. (yeah, I got dying in my sleep, too)

  14. Celibacy hastens death? Ouch. That'll be tragic and short, then.


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