Which is the sound a cat's head makes when it slams full tilt into a glass door like a coconut dropped from a height on to concrete.
Bonk! is the sound the second cat's head makes when it slams into the same exact glass door two seconds after the first one.
Stupid: [Clonk!] Ow! Ow! Ow! Shit, that's going to leave a lump! Damn my uncontrollable feline pounce reflex and lack of close range visual acuity!
Tubby: That's odd, why did he stop! Outta the way, Retar... [Bonk!] Ow! Ow! WTF? Why didn't you warn me!
Nyah! Nyah! is the sound a squirrel makes when it's sitting on the porch outside the glass door taunting the cats like the Frenchmen in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
What amazes me about this entire incident, aside from the fact that both cat skulls and the glass security door managed to survive multiple high speed collisions (and not for the first time either), is that the squirrel didn't even blink. She just pretended to ignore the cats from a foot away, washing her face nonchalantly, peering through the glass with an amused expression on her little rodent face and wiggling her whiskers.
Both cats staggered drunkenly around for a minute after primary impact and then pressed up against the door like urchins at a candy counter. The squirrel froze - and then after a minute twitched her tail, once, twice, three times, for all the world like a kid taunting a cat with a piece of string. The cats damn near went insane. The squirrel just grinned - and it was obviously that she was just being an asshole.
Hmmm, I wonder what that squirrel could do with a laser pointer?
I'm not sure why, but this post has been linked to a number of cat blogs and forums.
For those of you surfing in from various cat related places, hello and thanks for coming by. You can find a number cat stories here on Stonekettle Station. Stupid, Tubby, and ShopKat provide endless fodder for blog posts. Start here.