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Friday, January 11, 2008

Spammers, you're doing it wrong

I've been getting a large amount of 'male-enhancement' spam lately. Since I whitelist my email, it's not really a problem. But every couple of days I go through the spam and check to make sure the system hasn't captured legit email, then I flush it out. Some of the spam is amusing, mostly from a faulty logic standpoint. Today's winner:

Increase the size of you love muscle without tiresome exercise!

Um, isn't the 'tiresome exercise' the whole point?

2 comments:

  1. I read that a little differently than you did. I had visions of doing curls with little sets of barbells.

    What a hassle.

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  2. The ones I get have a variety of synonyms for the standard words. The funniest one to me is "puffy f**kstick." Puffy? That's like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, right?
    A thesaurus does not magically make one an english-speaker.

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