I’ve got a large number of requests for turned birdhouses. Really, it blows my mind - in a good way.
The number of requests for turned birdhouses has not yet, however, exceeded the number of requests that I drop dead due to my genderfailing. If only I had a dollar… what? Oh, yeah, sorry, never mind. But someday I am going to figure out how to profit from the Die Sexist Pig Die! meme. I swear. Even if I have to wear a Leia Biki… What? Oh, right, sorry again.
Anyway, the birdhouses.
There will be many.
Later this week.
Be patient, it’ll be worth it.