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Sunday, October 5, 2008

I don't know if this is good to know or not.

How long would it take for a Tyrannosaurus Rex to digest your corpse?


On the other hand, I'm sure that big scaly lizard would end up with excruciating heartburn, serve him right.

4 comments:

  1. I guess the point of the test is to determine how quickly you run after you've been eaten?

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  2. ScottE, Well, I take it as how quickly I'd run prior to being eaten. And just like with bears, way I see is that I don't have to run faster than the T-Rex, just faster than you :)

    And speaking dinosaurs, I saw your artwork. Fantastic, wish I could have made your showing, but I had a couple of other things going on Friday night. Apologies, I would have loved to have been there and met you in person.

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  3. That's why you need to remain full of piss and vinegar. Give the bastard heart-burn. That'll learn him.

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  4. Exactly, Steve, exactly. You've put your finger directly on my plan. Just like those toads who secrete poisons from glands on their skin, my piss and vinegar demeanor is designed to repel predators - and so far it seems to be working nicely.

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