As I mentioned, my ISP upgraded my cable moden yesterday.
It came with an interesting new feature.
Note the button on the right, the one labeled "Internet On/Off"
That's right, I now control the Internet.
Seriously, you don't want to irritate me - because I will turn the whole Internet off if I have to. I will.
One push of the button, that's all it takes. So, you know, behave yourselves. I am not kidding.