I did not get an iPad today.
I will probably never get an iPad.
The whole idea of the iPad fills me with a huge giant enormous feeling of meh.
Ever see one of those oversized joke pencils?
The iPad sort of reminds me of that. It's like a giant iPhone, only it can't make calls. It seems like a niche device, halfway between an ebook reader and tablet computer (which is itself a compromise device). Frankly, the damned thing looks to me like the Segway Scooter of portable computing.
Can you get porn on it?