Don't just embrace the crazy, sidle up next to it and lick its ear.
Eric, quit jumping on the couch, you're annoying Shop Kat. Be useful...find the chocolate stash.
Chocolate gives me heartburn, Wendy. Terrible heartburn. I don't keep any around. But, yeah, Eric quit jumping on the couch, you bastard
It wasn't me! It was... uh... Michelle....
Jim, I never said it was your chocolate stash...
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