Today’s featured search phrase:
Things you shouldn’t do in Somalia
Join the UN Peace Keeping Force?
Look like you have money?
Look like you have food?
Shout “God Bless the USA?”
Ask random strangers, “Who's your favorite sports team? The Pirates?”
Now you try.
4 comments:
Take a cruise.
Be a woman.
Drat - Michelle beat me to it. That was exactly what I was going to say.
Great minds...
So I'll say, "go unarmed."
-- Open a restaurant featuring an all-you-can-eat buffet
-- Fly in a Blackhawk
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