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Sunday, July 18, 2010
With One Hand Tied Behind My Back
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Aaw, I could only take on 27 Biebers in a fight. Oh well, got to back and listen to that song! (I kid, it hurts parts of me I didn't know I had)ReplyDelete
I could take 30 Biebers in a fight. I'll be if I was taller, I could annihilate more of them. Or was a black belt instead of a green belt. Back to Tae Kwon Do school!!ReplyDelete
I could only take 21 on. Darn. It's not having experience I tell you! That video *did* make my ears bleed!ReplyDelete
I could only take on 21 Beibers. Time to get in shape so I'm ready for the BeiberpocalypseReplyDelete
Love "The Oatmeal."
I got 34!!!!!!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAReplyDelete
I could only take 23. I suspect the results are skewed towards tall people. Which I'm not.ReplyDelete
I'm pretty sure I could have taken out more, but they wouldn't let me use firearms, explosives or my chainsaw mitt.ReplyDelete
My result tells me that I can only take out 23 Biebers, but I totally question the validity of the test. First of all, just listening to that song (or any other Bieber whining), enrages me to the point that I lose all self control. We're talking "Tasmanian Devil" lack of control. I'd be a whirling dervish of Bieber Bashing Demolition. Neither personal pain, nor bodily injury would be cause for hesitation -- I doubt I'd notice until after all of the Biebers had been annihilated.ReplyDelete
Secondly, they're talking about a "Swarm" of Biebers. I have it on good authority that the current "one-and-only" Bieber is forced to wear earplugs just to get through a performance without committing Hari-Kari right there on the stage. He knows there's money in it, but even he can't survive listening to himself. (It's a little like that video in "The Ring".) Anyway, if you get just one of the Biebers in the swarm to start singing, the rest of them lose their minds and begin an orgy of Bieber eradication. Since they can't really tell the difference, they just go for any Bieber they can find rather than risk hearing another "song".
Frankly, there's just not that much work involved. Let 'em loose on each other and stand back while the swirly-hair self destructs into a tableau of poutine spattered walls.
I vow to use "the rest of them lose their minds and begin an orgy of Bieber eradication" at least once in conversation today.ReplyDelete
I could take 24. I'm okay with that. I think if we all rallied, together we could take on an Army Of Biebers.ReplyDelete
I've discovered that Anonymous' comment yesterday can be applied to all aspects of life and used as a response for practically anything!ReplyDelete
U will be beaten by Bieber FACT!
U will stand before Bieber and be judged FACT!
Then you will go to HELL (a Bieber concert) FACT!
U wont be laughing then FACT!
This blog should be illegal because it is sick and evil FACT!
See? It's PERFECT! FACT!
Who the hell is Justin Bieber?ReplyDelete
Just kidding. Sort of.
I only got 16, but I'm hampered by my shortness and lack of fighting experience.
I don't know quite how I ended up looking at this video (OK, I do, but it's too emberassing to relate here) but I thought I'd link to it so that you have even more of a reason to fight hard against the swarm of Biebers in the coming Bieberacolypse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26FAREZX604&feature=player_embedded#!ReplyDelete
I only can take on 20. On the plus side, my computer's sound was off, so I only had to watch the little git dance, and missed the singing entirely.ReplyDelete
34 Beibers bashed. Not a bad morning's work . . .ReplyDelete
Jim, I would have thought you'd have gone for this quiz.ReplyDelete
Woohoo! 31! But, how long would Jim survive after kicking a bear in the balls?ReplyDelete
John, 65. But then I've had some experience in this area.ReplyDelete
Mech, I'm pretty sure I could kick a bear's balls into orbit ... er, we are talking about koala bears here, right?
I just CAN'T use dead Biebers as additional armor. Using a pansy as armor does NOT make me stronger.