Warning: The following article contains excessive sarcasm, it should only be consumed with large amounts of strong whiskey.
The latest words of wisdom from Word Salad Sally:
Well, what we can gleam from this is an understanding of why we are all on the road that we are on and it's based on what went into his thinking being surrounded by radicals he is bringing us back Sean to days that you can harken back to days before the Civil War when unfortunately too many Americans mistakenly believed that not all men were created equal. And it was the Civil War that began the codification of the truth here in America yes we are equal and we all have equal opportunities not based on the color of your skin. You have equal opportunities to work hard and to succeed and to embrace the opportunities god given opportunities to develop resources and work extremely hard and as I say to succeed. Now it has taken all these years for many Americans to understand that that gravity that mistake took place before the Civil War and why the Civil War had to really start changing America. What Barack Obama seems to want to do is go back to before those days when we were in different classes based on income based on color of skin.
I know, I know.
You want to say it, don’t you?
You want to use that word, don’t you?
Sure, you do, you’re liberals. I see you reaching for the c-word.
Don’t do it.
No, just don’t do it. I’ve already spent the last week playing Whack-a-Mole with the Limbaugh defenders, I don’t need you calling Sarah Palin names on here on Stonekettle Station. I think we can all agree that she’s been oppressed enough.
Besides, she’s right you know.
I think we’ve already established that Sarah Palin is an expert on both Barack Obama and American history. And now it turns out that she’s as much an expert on the Antebellum South as she is on the American Revolution.
When Sarah Palin talks about American history, well, Sir, it really makes you think. Doesn’t it?
What Barack Obama seems to want to do is go back to before those days when we were in different classes based on income based on color of skin.
Sure, that’s exactly what Obama wants to do. It’s so obvious when Professor Palin points it out, isn’t it?
And seriously, what black person wouldn’t?
What black person wouldn’t want to go back to the days of pre-Civil War America?
No wonder all black people support Barak Obama and his vision of Socialist Amerika. They’re all in it together, you know. Black people are all socialists at heart anyway. Sure they are.
Of course they want to go back. Of course they do. The Antebellum South was a paradise for black people.
Think about it.
Think about it the way somebody much smarter than you obviously has.
What? Oh, now you want to call me the c-word, do you?
Your problem is that you’re looking at the past through the liberal colored (heh heh, see what I did there? I slipped in the word colored) glasses of the elitist media. You’ve been fed a pack of socialist lies by the communist feminazis of the public school system!
But, you’re not looking at this correctly.
No, really, this is about you, this isn’t about Sarah Palin.
Remember in the second Star Wars movie where the radical domestic terrorist, Luke Skywalker, was wandering through that South Carolina swamp talking to the ghost of Old Bill Ayers? Sure and Old Bill says, “See, everything I told you was true … from a certain point of view.” And Luke is all “WTF, Obi? A certain point of view?” And everybody in the audience is like “Yeah, WTF? That wizard is just a crazy old man!”
But then it turns out that Luke was just another robe wearing hippy Marxist who wanted to destroy the country in order to impose some kind of socialist totalitarianism?
It’s exactly like that.
Sarah Palin is the Obi Wan Kenobi of American politics. Everybody thinks she’s crazy (oops, looks like I used the c-word after all. Oh well), but it’s because you’re not looking at history from the right angle.
Let’s review the facts unvarnished by the liberal lies, shall we?
Back before the Civil War:
Black people were taken care by White People from cradle to grave. It’s true!
White People had to spend money taking care of black people. Sure. White People had to pay for black people’s food. White People paid for black people’s clothes. White People had to give black people free housing. You talk about forced redistribution of wealth! That’s totally a fact and you can’t argue with facts.
But wait there’s more.
White People had to pay for black people’s transportation and immigration. I know, I know, outrageous! White People had to actually pay for black people to come to America from Africa by cruise ships. No, really, what do you call it when black people didn’t even have to work for their passage, they just laid around below decks talking and hanging out with other black people – and White People had do do all the crewing and sailing and work? White People literally had to pay for the black invasion of America!
Back in those days before the Civil War, White People even had to pay for black people’s healthcare! Black people were so socialist that they totally depended on the oppressed White People class to take care of their every healthcare need. Seriously, look it up – there weren’t any black people even working in healthcare in those days, not one single black doctor. Black people didn’t even go to school! White People had to be the doctors and the scientists and the engineers! White People had to build America and black people just came along for the ride!
In fact, black people were so lazy, so socialist, that they even made White People decide which career fields black children would pursue. It’s true, they just expected White People to take care of their little black children, actually pawning them off on other White People households and shit. White People had to provide all the jobs for black people. Affirmative action was run amok back in those days, a White Person couldn’t even get a job in agriculture or textile manufacturing because black people totally dominated the workforce.
White People had to serve in the military and defend the country which kept black people safe.
White People had to run the government and all the businesses and keep capitalism going and black people just benefitted without having to do anything.
Black people didn’t even pay taxes.
Look, you want to know how extreme the black socialism was before the Civil War set things straight?
You want to know how far the liberal black agenda had gone?
Dig this: Black people didn’t even own any property. Hello, sounds like just like the communist Soviet Union, doesn’t it?
Back then, before the Civil War, black people had made White People totally their bitches.
…and it was the Civil War that began the codification of the truth here in America yes we are equal and we all have equal opportunities not based on the color of your skin.
Thankfully, the Civil War finally ended the black enslavement of White People.
Oh yes, only now, at the end, do you understand.
And you thought Sarah Palin was crazy, didn’t you?
Do you finally see it now?
Back in the days before the Civil War, America was a socialist paradise for Negroes!
No wonder Obama wants to go back to that time.