Don't just embrace the crazy, sidle up next to it and lick its ear.
That can't be Alaska. There's no snow. :)Hope it was a great day with moose burgers and elk hotdogs, or whatever they serve up there. Here, for our Great Geauga County Fair, we have demonstrations of cow milking, and in the next booth, whole-milk milk-shakes. Yumm.And some of the best spiced jerky (cow, venison, or buffalo) I've ever had.
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