Stonekettle Station: things that amus me

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

We Have a Winner

The week is young yet - but I doubt any entries in the Stonekettle Station You're Kidding Me, Right? Spam Subject Line Contest will beat this one:

Your member is big, your member is good, your member beats all men in [the] neighborhood.

I'd love to see the spammer's stats on this one. I'd love to know if anybody in the entire universe ever actually clicked on that link. Because, seriously here folks, who is that guy?

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Perky People Go To Hell

Rat, you gotta love him. I do.

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Jim Wright is a retired US military intelligence officer and freelance writer. He lived longer in Alaska than anywhere else and misses it terribly. He recently moved to the fetid Panhandle of Florida and lives now in an ancient Cold War bunker of a house surrounded by alligators and rednecks. He mostly writes about politics, but he's also a published writer of science fiction short stories. He is the mind behind Stonekettle Station. You can email him at jim@stonekettle.com. You can follow him on Twitter @stonekettle, or you can join the boisterous bunch he hosts on Facebook at Facebook/Stonekettle. Remember to bring brownies and mind the white cat, he bites. Hard.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

We Have a Winner

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Perky People Go To Hell

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