Jesus Jumping Christ!
This just may be the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen…
…and I’ve been in the same room with George W. Bush.
This painting was commissioned by Michael Jackson and painted by David Nordahl.
Clicking on the picture (makes you a sick damn bastard and) will take you to the original Telegraph article, where you can find even more disturbing pictures of the King of Fruitcakes. You might want to drink a couple shots of Jesus Juice first.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be in the garage bleaching my brain.
Thanks a lot. I have to bleach my brain after just that picture.
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All together now:
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{ himon, interjection: What Jamaicans yell when they stand outside at The Today Show. }
I think I threw up a little....
ReplyDeletein my mouth.
Basterd.
Yeah, but you all clicked on the link to look at the rest of the pictures, didn't you?
ReplyDeleteDIDN'T YOU?
Ya know, I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
ReplyDeletePass the brain bleach & eye scrub over this way when you get a chance.
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No words.
Asshole.
(Nope, didn't click through.)
groxyvac = vacuum for those hard to reach Grocklar areas
You really didn't have to do that.
ReplyDeleteOh great. I'm out of bleach. But I'm sure I have some turpentine in the studio.
Gah, you're a cruel bastard. (Did NOT click through. I am NOT insane.)
Jim - you really need to stop trolling "those" sites. ;-)
ReplyDelete(No - not stupid - did not click on through. Also skipped the donkey show in TJ, for the same reason.)
The Donkey Show?
ReplyDeleteAre you talking about the 4H display at the local fair? Because I have no idea what you're talking about. No idea. None. Nope.
I admit it, I clicked through, and it was worth it for the gold-plated statue of him and some chimpanzee. All together now: "This is art?"
ReplyDeleteBut, yeah, a little bleach would come in handy about now.
MY EYES! MY EYES! ARRRGH! PASS THE LYE! GET THE LYE!
ReplyDeleteungeaper = Jim, because he posts pictures that make me want to scoop out my eyes with a spoon.
This is sick. I don't see anything in the disclaimer about disturbing pictures that will cause you to gouge your eyes out (good thing I'm a touch typist).
ReplyDeleteOkay, I clicked through. So sue me.
Had to go out to buy brain bleach, didn't have enough on hand.
ReplyDeleteouttoser baseball player who tosses the caught fly ball to the bleachers
SON OF A BITCH! Hey, I'm trying to have a happy little christmas over here and you go and post this. Just like the little cherub on the bottom left I'm crying. Or at least my eyes are watering and I might be blinded.
ReplyDeleteDamn you, Wright! I think the snow has affected your brain early this year.
dyise - what you thrown when you have the craps
and
ReplyDeletegroorem - what I'm saying right now with and extra "r" at the beginning - because I'm a big damn geek.
Jim and Chris, this "art" and the TJ donkey show definitely have something in common.
ReplyDeleteThey both suck donkey balls.
vertie = a tie with a dizzying pattern
Isn't that something. I did NOT click through because I'm all out of brain bleach and don't want to have hunt some down before morning.
ReplyDeleteplatsi: a nickname for a platypus.
All of those are better than the picture I was sent with the tentacles.
ReplyDeletecrallyab = a cranky rant
I clicked through them all. I'd almost have rather eaten stinky tofu. Almost.
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They're bad, Vince...but, they're not that bad.
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe they're not that bad, but lord they weren't good.
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