Stonekettle Station

spoilers are all safely below the fold line We went to see the new Star Trek movie yesterday. I hate going to The Movies. Don’t get ...

...that I finally go see the new Star Trek movie. I've deliberately avoided reading basically anything about this flick - so I'm goi...

Let’s start with a letter, shall we? Greetings to you from Our Lord Jesus. Well, how about that? The Savior Himself. Howdy, Jesus,...

Rounded to the nearest zero. Yep, that’s an actual screen shot from my Vista system this morning. One wonders if NASA uses Microsoft...

I need it. I need it right now. If I had a twitter feed, I'd probably spend the day typing "I need REAL coffee!" over and over...

  You might have noticed, I’ve been a little light on the posting for the last couple of days. OK, for the last two weeks. Yeah, yeah....

It’s buttermilk. There’s really nothing it can’t do. Well, there you go, the secret to success and universal happiness. Make sure they s...

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I’m a Craigslist junkie. I mostly peruse the “Tools” section, but I do occasionally look in other categories. Craigslist is my first ave...

Blogger is apparently suffering some kind of bizarre seizure. Strange things are happening in blogger land, especially with posts that conta...

It's 3:30AM. I'm awake. Sort of. No, I don't have insomnia. Far, far from it. I was having absolutely no problem sleeping before...

Mother's Day. My son and I got up early this morning so we could put out the cards and flowers. I made ham and cheddar quiche, my wife...

Seattle artist Kim Graham says her Digigrade Leg Extensions "give a person the uncanny and graceful appearance of an animal." T...

Yesterday my son came up the driveway, pushing his bike and looking all dejected. “What’s wrong?” I asked. “It’s too hot! It’s just too ...

I've been on a Natalie Merchant kick for the last couple of days. Just because, well, because she's freakin' awesome , that'...

You know what irks me? Commercials for, uh, intimate products. You know, those creams for chronic feminine itching or jock rot (seems ...

Posting, if it occurs today at all, will be delayed until later. I'm busy, I've got some technical issues, and I've got a headac...

I updated my ZEN. I like my ZEN a lot, it's the 60GB model, it plays movies and music and stores data and pictures and it's just all...