tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post8994224960481719631..comments2024-03-28T14:52:13.218-05:00Comments on Stonekettle Station: Essential Apps For The 2012 Presidential CandidateJim Wrighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-224608384368025622011-06-22T09:32:34.283-05:002011-06-22T09:32:34.283-05:00Warner, how could you have missed Griswold v. Conn...<b>Warner</b>, how could you have missed <i>Griswold v. Connecticut</i> (1965)..?! Clearly you are an underground crypto-gopher!<br /><br />W00t! Using the <i><b>Constitutionalizer</b></i> in tandem with <i><b>Outrage!</b></i> totally rocks! I'ma gun be Praysident!<br /><br />Ooops... Somehow the <b><i>PATROIT Transfudiator!!!</i></b> became installed as launch-on-boot.MaskedManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01847118110075039840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-30666324393361560692011-06-20T17:09:01.642-05:002011-06-20T17:09:01.642-05:00SJ said, "you, on a regular basis, inscribe m...SJ said, "you, on a regular basis, inscribe my exact thoughts on topics and often frustrations over the...you know...the ones who shall not be named."<br /><br />After reading SJ's comment, I realized that candidates need two more apps:<br /><br />4getnot: an app that reminds you of your opponent's name, so you won't draw a blank and then blurt out something offensive, like "That one."<br /><br />Voldenom: an app that creates an offensive name for your opponent, if doing so will gain you more votes from people in a certain demographic group.sheila, not lurking,noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-57556351853498119122011-06-20T11:39:16.061-05:002011-06-20T11:39:16.061-05:00New App proposal:
CheckMy6: if I see something b...New App proposal:<br /><br /><b>CheckMy6</b>: if I see something better in my rear-view window, lets me try to co-opt it into my own message, letting me think I'm still leading the parade.<br /><br />Best for democrats.... and Republicans too old to know better. And the young ones.<br /><br />Ah, hell. Every politician needs this one.Wine Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-62354050375703390202011-06-20T02:26:17.142-05:002011-06-20T02:26:17.142-05:00Judging some of the strange things that came out o...Judging some of the strange things that came out of George W.'s mouth during his eight years they were beta testing all these apps off a Windows laptop with hiccups. It all went into an ear-bud and came out the mouth even more garbled. <br /><br />Swear to Dog you could take some people's Iphones away from them and they would stand there like Stepford Wives waiting to be rebooted. Google: "Stepford Wives" chillums under 30, we'll wait. Now look at a picture of the Newt's wife. <br /><br />Who says we didn't get the future we deserved. We were warned.Pangolinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18369503994505817789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-22834609082327194432011-06-19T01:00:43.723-05:002011-06-19T01:00:43.723-05:00Thanks for that wonderful post. I really enjoyed i...Thanks for that wonderful post. I really enjoyed it.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09806175370305006933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-17610679281180138702011-06-18T07:14:55.971-05:002011-06-18T07:14:55.971-05:00The Return of Lance Savage "Big Game Hunter&q...The Return of Lance Savage "Big Game Hunter". Amazing what comes out of the vault sometimes. Next I think Bruce the Breakwind Gargoyle needs to make an appearance. Just sayin. Is there an app for that, the "Just Sayin" app?Beastlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05734235111057536747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-50038251071979732222011-06-17T15:05:42.621-05:002011-06-17T15:05:42.621-05:00How 'bout an Appoint-n-Clique app? Would save...How 'bout an Appoint-n-Clique app? Would save time adding all your new crony contact info.<br /><br /><br />captcha: unsimp - another app that unsimplifies.Karlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11854671368992589012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-40096183801929457052011-06-17T14:27:30.564-05:002011-06-17T14:27:30.564-05:00Thanks for another enjoyable read.
In the picture...Thanks for another enjoyable read.<br /><br />In the picture of the MORAN, there is a woman to his left with a sign. I think it says "FREE RICHES." Is this truth in advertising? So many people bitching on sign board seem to want the Government to supply their particular needs without being taxed. <br /><br />By the way, as my opinion matters to all that wish for a prosperous future, I suggest we put some time and effort into finding a way to elect the clowns, without having to actually go to the circus. Just thought you might need something to fill your free time. Thanks again........Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16180816527348931065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-47343437977947235472011-06-16T18:30:52.360-05:002011-06-16T18:30:52.360-05:00Jim, being a new convert, I had not read that far ...Jim, being a new convert, I had not read that far down the blog yet. I think you have skewered the flying car for what should be the last time, if there's any justice in the universe. <br /><br />(For that matter, why didn't R2D2 speak English? And how the hell could Luke understand him? Oh yeah...the Jedi thing.)Sparrownoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-75981284500867535772011-06-16T16:29:39.266-05:002011-06-16T16:29:39.266-05:00Flying cars? I think this is a bad, bad idea.Flying cars? <a href="http://www.stonekettle.com/2010/04/things-that-chap-my-ass-about-auto.html" rel="nofollow">I think this is a bad, bad idea.</a>Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-16428137036176466692011-06-16T16:03:13.250-05:002011-06-16T16:03:13.250-05:00Brilliant but totally max nix to me personally. L...Brilliant but totally max nix to me personally. Luddite that I am, I refuse to own any phone (it's just a freakin' PHONE!) with apps. If I had my way, it wouldn't even have a camera in it. And hey, we were promised flying cars. I want my flying car, dammit! So far, this bright 21st century is a total washout!Sparrownoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-63599851320334386582011-06-16T15:17:43.715-05:002011-06-16T15:17:43.715-05:00I've calculated the odds of being thrown under...I've calculated the odds of being thrown under the bus by Ms. Palindrome at 99.9%. This reflects the odds of a random meteor strike, plus the chance that I'll be snorked into heaven before she has a chance. Not that those are mutually exclusive. <br />3P App: Generates a third party symbol and slogan for losers. I mean, candidates who've been igored by the lamestream media in it's pursuit of a socialist agenda. <br />Examples: The Caribou party; we care about you, Amurika. <br />The Bullcattle party. A bigger,steamier piece of the pie.<br />The Zombie Party. Better dead than Obamacare.John Healyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03618374685709266085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-18752068955907399042011-06-16T15:13:19.504-05:002011-06-16T15:13:19.504-05:00No, no, the CrapShoot one would never work - Palin...No, no, the CrapShoot one would never work - Palin throws <i>everyone</i> under the bus eventually.Steven Tyler's PJshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03910018891138541973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-58809829119732206372011-06-16T14:24:06.738-05:002011-06-16T14:24:06.738-05:00Your Regular Joe App is obviously a commie-pinko-f...Your <b>Regular Joe</b> App is obviously a commie-pinko-faggy plant. There are plenty of Murkin-made semi-autos available (conversion kits included!)Nathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-85139767211824373702011-06-16T13:11:59.419-05:002011-06-16T13:11:59.419-05:00Seems Romney is going through this list. Why only...Seems Romney is going through this list. Why only today he tried to be a regular Joe by telling a bunch of unemployed Floridians he is also unemployed just like them. Yup just a regular Joe.<br /><br />Of course he also became a multimillionaire and does not have to work and he did it ripping apart companies and making lots and lots of people unemployed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-70481279189510483862011-06-16T13:06:06.453-05:002011-06-16T13:06:06.453-05:00Jim said, "Stonekettle Station is not respons...Jim said, "Stonekettle Station is not responsible for any food or drink related computer accidents."<br /><br />So, Jim, in addition to marketing adult diapers, will you now be offering official "Stonekettle Station" screen condoms? <br /><br />I will happily accept woodturned items in lieu of royalty payments for my idea.sheila, not lurking,noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-7813151930007922502011-06-16T11:24:26.320-05:002011-06-16T11:24:26.320-05:00I want an app that takes comments from SKS and pos...I want an app that takes comments from SKS and posts them to my blog.<br /><br />How about a calendar count-down app that lets you know how many days till the Primary, and then the election. Then SP could use it to decide when to throw her head in the ring (uhh, hat, not head). And we could hack the app so the deadline passes before they know it.<br /><br />I don't use an iPad. I have an app-top.Tomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00273212686600552771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-31634200706873554352011-06-16T10:21:11.786-05:002011-06-16T10:21:11.786-05:00Sensible Aura Generator, fine tunes the vibration ...Sensible Aura Generator, fine tunes the vibration of the iPhone while simultaneously playing an iTunes mashup of subtextual messages to overwhelm any person you're standing close enough and make them believe whatever bat-shit crazy thought you just spewed all over their consciousness like a political Linda Blair (re: Exorcist pea-green spew) was the best, most reasonable idea since unicorns began farting rainbows.<br /><br />Newt has forgotten to charge his phone ever since his misfortunately recorded "right-wing social engineering" rampaging off-range comment episode.Steve Buchheithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12999709767641212586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-9171523793822220162011-06-16T09:59:05.405-05:002011-06-16T09:59:05.405-05:00Stonekettle Station is not responsible for any foo...<i>Stonekettle Station is not responsible for any food or drink related computer accidents</i><br /><br />Oh geez - now you tell us. Maybe I can get my insurance to pay up.<br /><br />I'm pretty sure that there is currently an app that ties into your GPS and will read off a handful of items related to any place that you have been for more than 15 minutes.<br /><br />For example: If you have been hanging around the Old North Church in Boston, then the phone would list off:<br />Paul Revere<br />Lanterns<br />Warning<br />Gunshots<br />Regulars coming to sieze arms<br /><br />Unfortunately, since it is still in beta, it doesn't string these together to make coherent sentences, but surely someone who knows anything about history could piece together a 20-30 second soundbite from that information, right?<br /><br />Err... right?Arakasinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-51472855953438559222011-06-16T09:58:07.835-05:002011-06-16T09:58:07.835-05:00What ever happened to, laughed so hard I pissed my...What ever happened to, laughed so hard I pissed my pants.<br /><br />People spewing and spilling all over keyboards, pads and laps over apps just doesn't seem right to me.<br /><br />Can I order an app for my lap pad explaining apps?Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11290928283713813594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-82967310854542034922011-06-16T08:44:09.778-05:002011-06-16T08:44:09.778-05:00Yep. Finish coffee THEN read Stonekettle. Cuts dow...Yep. Finish coffee THEN read Stonekettle. Cuts down a lot on keyboard replacement surgery.Phialahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05604909119508288912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-29444545390068107982011-06-16T05:50:20.301-05:002011-06-16T05:50:20.301-05:00I've been reading Jim long enough to have set ...I've been reading Jim long enough to have set down the coffee cup and swallowed before reading.<br /><br />3rd amendment? The only one not known to have ever come up in a court case?Warnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16588657943011198242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-67341366844455152822011-06-16T01:06:28.264-05:002011-06-16T01:06:28.264-05:00Stonekettle Station is not responsible for any foo...Stonekettle Station is not responsible for any food or drink related computer accidentsJim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-91631094956056859842011-06-16T00:58:50.394-05:002011-06-16T00:58:50.394-05:00As usual, I'm finding, PRICELESS! Thank god I...As usual, I'm finding, PRICELESS! Thank god I wasn't drinking anything, though some lettuce/tomatoes from my salad may have hit the screen.dlbvetnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-63470531787984044492011-06-15T23:55:34.173-05:002011-06-15T23:55:34.173-05:00Quintessentially right on. Like the other commenta...Quintessentially right on. Like the other commentators, I am so glad I had finished my Chai tea prior to clicking your link on my Facebook page, my MBP would not have appreciated it.<br /><br />I think you must be psychic; as you, on a regular basis, inscribe my exact thoughts on topics and often frustrations over the...you know...the ones who shall not be named.<br /><br />I bow to you and your awesomeness.SJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17937326316961521926noreply@blogger.com