tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post8087356540886111839..comments2024-03-20T12:34:55.100-05:00Comments on Stonekettle Station: Ten Reasons Why Doomsday Will Be Awesome!Jim Wrighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comBlogger72125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-20992956401188408192015-01-28T20:17:32.573-06:002015-01-28T20:17:32.573-06:00Thank god (!) for once I put the tea cup down firs...Thank god (!) for once I put the tea cup down first!! This was hysterical and I nearly fell off the chair anyway. However did I miss this? What's really a scream, ( in more ways than one) is the fact that if these lunatics actually WERE suddenly sucked up into the great beyond stark naked they would be shrieking like bloody hell (sorry again) and not only because of the altitude. It would be an unequaled, state of the art, hoot just to be a witness to that spectacle. Then again, some of the look homeward angel crowd might fry my retinas for ever if I saw them naked so there's that. Thanks again Jim, for more great images. I can dream anyway, and the only kind, fair decent people I know would be hanging out here so it's all good.Donna B.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-56625553293903791832011-07-28T20:38:15.096-05:002011-07-28T20:38:15.096-05:00No more republicans. Duh, WINNING!No more republicans. Duh, WINNING!Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00723271596161005461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-806371541095386002011-05-22T19:02:30.788-05:002011-05-22T19:02:30.788-05:00You have no idea how much that missing "e&quo...You have no idea how much that missing "e" irritates me.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-56696241516710172502011-05-22T19:00:34.276-05:002011-05-22T19:00:34.276-05:00Thank you for yet another chucklefest. And thank ...Thank you for yet another chucklefest. And thank you for your consistent correct use of "judgment." Things are so much funnier when they are correctly spelt.Parrothead27noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-49069410910671130952011-05-21T17:54:50.617-05:002011-05-21T17:54:50.617-05:00Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha...Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!beemodernhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17180046342466780318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-47341219939736038262011-05-21T15:57:37.474-05:002011-05-21T15:57:37.474-05:00To bad there will be no such event happening, the ...To bad there will be no such event happening, the world would be a much better place without the likes of the Palins, Bachmanns, etc. Then we could really thank God.johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15959363740986279527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-21582233282057895052011-05-21T15:52:58.678-05:002011-05-21T15:52:58.678-05:00Not all religious ideas deserve respect, no matter...Not all religious ideas deserve respect, no matter how firmly held the belief. That includes the one I was born into and eventually survived.<br /><br />I came to this conclusion early, due to an encounter with overly-enthusiastic, proselytizing Baptists. Who woke the entire family up, on a Sunday morning, expecting tea and scones, and telling me that God forgives all sins. It's funny now...at the time I was ready to throw them and their bibles and their lovely suits right on the lawn! What sin were they talking about? I was Jewish, apparently a terrible transgression!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-39730869811921296762011-05-21T14:04:23.171-05:002011-05-21T14:04:23.171-05:00I like what Kerry said about the old "you'...I like what Kerry said about the old "you're still here" on Monday morning, but unfortunately I don't know anyone who thinks they're going. Oh, well. <br />WAIT just a second, I retract that-fortunately I don't know anyone who thinks they're going.Caranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-23428710492853455182011-05-21T13:17:43.011-05:002011-05-21T13:17:43.011-05:00Okay, I need to go stock up on buckshot.
Actuall...Okay, I need to go stock up on buckshot. <br /><br />Actually, I'm thinking, maybe turkey shot.<br /><br />Just sayin'. <br /><br />(I love you, man.)Thorvaldrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15879079073835564071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-39722323942411480812011-05-21T11:49:43.139-05:002011-05-21T11:49:43.139-05:00For a fee, I'd be happy to look after your Far...For a fee, I'd be happy to look after your Farmville or MafiaWar on Facebook. Just saying.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-25588512884967254982011-05-21T11:36:12.492-05:002011-05-21T11:36:12.492-05:00Great post - I love how things like the "Afte...Great post - I love how things like the "After the Rapture Pet Care" company has sprung up. Obviously logic isn't a Rapture-ite's strong point, but since by their definition, all people left will be scumbags, they are paying scumbags to care for their pets.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12341711121542863377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-14259555517398912902011-05-21T10:39:54.331-05:002011-05-21T10:39:54.331-05:00"Heaven for the climate, hell for the company..."Heaven for the climate, hell for the company." -- Mark Twain<br /><br />Happy to see that if the rapture is today, I shall indeed be in fine company with my fellow heathen ;).BadTuxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01345749557330760251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-34208845032486519922011-05-21T09:27:40.080-05:002011-05-21T09:27:40.080-05:00Who is going to be appointed to go turn off all of...Who is going to be appointed to go turn off all of those damned automatic church chimes? Or are the chimes going with them?Thordrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02483497564571489980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-55894561056360812062011-05-21T08:50:02.438-05:002011-05-21T08:50:02.438-05:00I'm sorely tempted to greet people tomorrow wi...I'm sorely tempted to greet people tomorrow with a hearty "Hello sinner!" thanks for a laugh when I needed one.Tim H.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-55928911910039835892011-05-21T08:16:59.715-05:002011-05-21T08:16:59.715-05:00This may go viral. I reposted it on FB and so did...This may go viral. I reposted it on FB and so did several others. You are responsible for much delighted laughter, sir.Stryderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08881620467550867418noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-91100649570928994162011-05-21T01:49:01.549-05:002011-05-21T01:49:01.549-05:00You'll find me out in the dark of night spread...You'll find me out in the dark of night spreading around some camp clothes. They're irreparably worn anyway. I'm also going to throw the dog's collar out there for good measure. <br /><br />She's the hell hound, no such luck neighbors!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-30038084088487084042011-05-21T00:26:36.136-05:002011-05-21T00:26:36.136-05:00OOOH MY GOD! I haven't laughed that hard in ag...OOOH MY GOD! I haven't laughed that hard in ages.. I had to stop reading out loud to my husband because I had tears running down my face!! TOO FUNNY!Evilhttp://www.gardenofevil.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-25398215297854432872011-05-20T23:27:28.993-05:002011-05-20T23:27:28.993-05:00Seeing as how almost anything is possible and I ha...Seeing as how almost anything is possible and I have the day off tomorrow. I'm following my neighbor with the jeebus fish on his Lexus around for awhile.<br /><br />Always a good read Jim, thanks.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16180816527348931065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-75950709609399581822011-05-20T23:23:06.214-05:002011-05-20T23:23:06.214-05:00Skeet shooting!! Brilliant, I say, brilliant!!Skeet shooting!! Brilliant, I say, brilliant!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-43156705715371948802011-05-20T21:30:13.685-05:002011-05-20T21:30:13.685-05:00Correction, bored at a funeral is the perfect plac...Correction, bored at a funeral is the <i>perfect</i> place to read Stonekettle Station.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-17119010814906837822011-05-20T21:23:51.884-05:002011-05-20T21:23:51.884-05:00Thank you once again for posting something so funn...Thank you once again for posting something so funny that I was laughing out loud! I'm so happy I found your blog. Note to self: Don't read Stonekettle Station if you're ever bored at a funeral again.Antthenuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04175950421254114425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-1602429108477789572011-05-20T21:14:44.121-05:002011-05-20T21:14:44.121-05:00I've already got one boob picked out to tap on...I've already got one boob picked out to tap on the shoulder on Monday.<br /><br />"You too, eh?" <br /><br />I'm laying odds his expression will be PRICELESS. <br /><br />wv: belve-for those of us who don't believe.Kerryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14775092807231830460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-46184320859309982362011-05-20T20:42:54.677-05:002011-05-20T20:42:54.677-05:00To be honest I'm looking forward to the post n...To be honest I'm looking forward to the post no rapture excuses and rationalizations. And even more looking forward to Jim's blog entry about them.<br />Although I will also admit I am going to be disappointed when I wake up Sunday and all those annoying people are still sucking up more than their fair share of oxygen, but I guess we can't everything.Caranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-69833418374756706032011-05-20T20:41:53.988-05:002011-05-20T20:41:53.988-05:00Vaporized by the well-known Jesus Death Stare, no ...Vaporized by the well-known Jesus Death Stare, no doubtJim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-11207562745372780312011-05-20T20:39:40.362-05:002011-05-20T20:39:40.362-05:00My son exclaimed, "This is going to be so muc...My son exclaimed, "This is going to be so much fun!"<br /><br />I would help out with the freaking out my neighbors with my clothes in the yard but I live in the bible belt and I am considered a heathen. This means they will think I burnt up by Jesus on the spot! LOLShalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09395636434305466364noreply@blogger.com