tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post4723944158794058980..comments2024-03-28T14:52:13.218-05:00Comments on Stonekettle Station: From the WTF FileJim Wrighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-71894781940910594002009-04-04T14:10:00.000-05:002009-04-04T14:10:00.000-05:00Cats are attracted to footwear because of the ammo...Cats are attracted to footwear because of the ammonia in the foot stench. Be glad they're only chewing it. We used to have a cat who peed in shoes.<BR/><BR/>Dr. PhilDr. Phil (Physics)https://www.blogger.com/profile/11943336276878704753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-31704662670309351312009-04-02T22:13:00.000-05:002009-04-02T22:13:00.000-05:00and skilz, don't forget the skilz!and skilz, don't forget the skilz!WendyB_09https://www.blogger.com/profile/03788918629240949526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-20698352151104637772009-04-02T21:56:00.000-05:002009-04-02T21:56:00.000-05:00Large tracts of land...Large tracts of land...neurondochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12155027993661209263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-7421879962315368782009-04-02T20:02:00.000-05:002009-04-02T20:02:00.000-05:00Causing others pain.That's how I get my validation...Causing others pain.<BR/><BR/>That's how I get my validation. Today is a good day.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-24171260699745152682009-04-02T19:57:00.000-05:002009-04-02T19:57:00.000-05:00Thank you Jim for another funny posting. Fortunate...Thank you Jim for another funny posting. Fortunately the pain meds are working so it didn't hurt so much this time around.Michaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-12261521080530238492009-04-02T19:55:00.000-05:002009-04-02T19:55:00.000-05:00Laughter, it's the best medicine, Vince. I'm just ...Laughter, it's the best medicine, Vince. I'm just doing it for Micheal's own good.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-40709852348440632852009-04-02T19:51:00.000-05:002009-04-02T19:51:00.000-05:00Like that's gonna help Michael. Hell, I hurt now f...Like that's gonna help Michael. Hell, <EM>I</EM> hurt now from laughing, and I didn't have a root canal.vincehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16955307244053931069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-55181014422160089782009-04-02T19:20:00.000-05:002009-04-02T19:20:00.000-05:00Ah, root canal. By way of apology for hurting your...Ah, root canal. <BR/><BR/>By way of apology for hurting your face, Michael, allow me to tell my root canal story:<BR/><BR/>The navy dentist who performed the procedure was a Commander, a senior officer, and female. Very. She was extremely well endowed, like ridiculous silicon stripper big, like Hindenburg and Graf Zeppelin nestled in the same hanger big. Now, she was also short, and every time she bent over me to poke around in my mouth she'd place those bazookas on my chest, which was pleasant at first, but after a minute or so it was like having a couple of baby hippos sitting on you. I was having trouble breathing and my arm kept falling asleep - and the chair was slippery, and the weight of her enormous boobs kept pushing me down in the chair. Then she'd say, please scutch up! Yes, ma'am and I'd push myself back up in the chair. Then she'd bend over and I'd get pushed down the chair again. Please scutch up! Yes Ma'am. For crying out loud! Please, try to stay up here at the top of the chair or I can't work on your mouth properly. Yes, Ma'am. And so it went with her getting more and more pissed. Finally she yelled something like "What do I have to do, duct tape your ass to the chair?" And I said something like, "No, but you could quit pushing on me with your fucking tits! Christ, just <I>one</I> of those bastards outweighs me by like 40 pounds!" <BR/><BR/>I thought she was going to belt me one, finally she said, "Ma'am."<BR/><BR/>What?<BR/><BR/>"You address me as Ma'am, or Commander."<BR/><BR/>OK, ma'am.<BR/><BR/>She didn't say another thing to me. But I was black and blue for two days afterward. Hey, is it <I>my</I> fault? She was like a tyrannosaurus, enormous chest and little short arms.<BR/><BR/>Feel better, Michael.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-1465921364951193272009-04-02T18:48:00.000-05:002009-04-02T18:48:00.000-05:00Jim, you have annoyed Michael with this post.He ha...Jim, you have annoyed Michael with this post.<BR/><BR/>He had a root canal this afternoon, and you made him laugh, which hurt his face.<BR/><BR/>I think he expects an apology or something. ;)Random Michelle Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-69123442157668740312009-04-02T17:03:00.000-05:002009-04-02T17:03:00.000-05:00Wendy, Tubby (the gray cat) is nothing if not bold...Wendy, Tubby (the gray cat) is nothing if not bold. He chewed on the shoes directly in front of me, and I suspect he'd eat them if they were still on my feet. I had to grab him by the scrub of the neck and toss him away from my boots, twice. I sprayed them with cat repellent, we'll see how that works.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-91318703474092260872009-04-02T16:59:00.000-05:002009-04-02T16:59:00.000-05:00We get the same "who me?" looks. Even when the per...We get the same "who me?" looks. Even when the perpetrator is caught doing whatever dastardly deed. I don't know if it is because both cats are Larry's...neurondochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12155027993661209263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-63790234975572971472009-04-02T16:55:00.000-05:002009-04-02T16:55:00.000-05:00Cat sez: Who? Me? I didn't do it, nobody saw me, y...Cat sez: Who? Me? I didn't do it, nobody saw me, you can't prove a thing!<BR/><BR/>Used to know a cat that would always nap on my shoes if I kicked them off while at her owner's house. I'd have to evict the cat in order to go home. Never did it with anyone else's shoes. But Precious never nibbled on them.<BR/><BR/>WendyB_09WendyB_09https://www.blogger.com/profile/03788918629240949526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-38248136158276413572009-04-02T16:25:00.000-05:002009-04-02T16:25:00.000-05:00Well, see. There's two of the little fuzzy bastard...Well, see. There's two of the little fuzzy bastards. They're a matched set, size wise. Size 11. Like bunny slippers, only with longer tails. If you get my meaning.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-17365751049044566182009-04-02T16:00:00.000-05:002009-04-02T16:00:00.000-05:00Her next look will be, "Now why the hell did he pu...Her next look will be, "Now why the hell did he put tabasco drips in my favorite nibble spots?"Karlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11854671368992589012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-20768460237748710262009-04-02T15:58:00.000-05:002009-04-02T15:58:00.000-05:00Jim, Tis better to have torn footwear than to have...Jim, <BR/><BR/>Tis better to have torn footwear than to have warm, soft, oozing insoles.<BR/><BR/>Yes, I am betting the cat(s) will win.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-4503100247443661342009-04-02T15:46:00.000-05:002009-04-02T15:46:00.000-05:00Ah yes, the classic feline "innocent but defiant" ...Ah yes, the classic feline "innocent but defiant" look, that combination of, "I didn't do it, and if I did why aren't you petting me?"Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18275812152895151542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-57068543537840592742009-04-02T15:22:00.000-05:002009-04-02T15:22:00.000-05:00Drat. I guessed it was the other one.Drat. I guessed it was the other one.Janiecehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14190655869710465713noreply@blogger.com