tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post4665056344567102983..comments2024-03-28T14:52:13.218-05:00Comments on Stonekettle Station: Things That Chap My Ass, Part IIJim Wrighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-76800205205156517472009-01-16T09:42:00.000-06:002009-01-16T09:42:00.000-06:00Billy Mays chaps my overly huge ass as well. "HI I...Billy Mays chaps my overly huge ass as well. <BR/><BR/>"HI I MUST YELL TO SELL YOU SHIT!" <BR/><BR/>Why Mr. Orange Glow and Oxyclean man must you yell at little old ladies who have their TV volume set to decibels equivalent to a harrier engine hovering under a low ceiling of clouds?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12900488443681750625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-14500814809528372582009-01-15T19:52:00.000-06:002009-01-15T19:52:00.000-06:00What chaps my ass are the people who finally get t...What chaps my ass are the people who finally get to the front of the line at McDonalds and then, not only try to decide what they want, but start figuring out what's on the menu. 1) It's fargin' McDonalds, you've been there before and 2) They post the menu up high and with really big type so you can read the damn thing from the freeway off ramp.Steve Buchheithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12999709767641212586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-77445969779654639152009-01-14T17:21:00.000-06:002009-01-14T17:21:00.000-06:00Jim, I'll just leap out of the car and order while...Jim, I'll just leap out of the car and order while you're parking (or vice-versa), that way we're not in the coffee shop line at the same time. And I'm not a frozen coffee drink kind of girl. Way too freaking sweet. If I want a cold coffee drink, I'll just ask for the same thing over ice.<BR/><BR/>So you'll never have to kill me. Yay! At least not over coffee.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-32827641824355596202009-01-14T16:55:00.000-06:002009-01-14T16:55:00.000-06:00hm - I can just say 'drip, please.' and hand over ...hm - I can just say 'drip, please.' and hand over my travel mug... Sorry - the only things that go in my coffee are a half scoop of sugar and my moustache on occasion...<BR/><BR/>Yeah, I don't watch TV that much (like, 20 minutes a week, maybe), but that Mays guy is more annoying than instructions for a beach ball.Karlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11854671368992589012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-55292362398567912062009-01-14T16:38:00.000-06:002009-01-14T16:38:00.000-06:00decaf-soy-toffee-nut-latte-easy-whip-extra-foamWel...<I>decaf-soy-toffee-nut-latte-easy-whip-extra-foam</I><BR/><BR/>Well, at least your order doesn't involve a blender...yet, because then I'd have to kill you.<BR/><BR/>Next time I'm in LA, remind me not to go to the coffee shop with you ;)Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-70695823180052369132009-01-14T16:31:00.000-06:002009-01-14T16:31:00.000-06:001) As an L.A. girl, I have to say that the Killer ...1) As an L.A. girl, I have to say that the Killer Drag Strip is FUN. In that "G-d, I sure hope I survive this! I did! Yes! In your face!" kind of way.<BR/><BR/>2) The problem with California traffic is that there are just too many damned people. I don't care what kind of traffic control system is used - it's not going to get around the "too many people" factor. Especially when you add "And most of them don't know how to fucking drive," into the mix.<BR/><BR/>3) Stupid Sarah Palin for destroying the little rectangular librarian glasses look for the rest of us. I love my funky little rectangular librarian glasses and had them long before she became a VP nominee. Yet one more reason to hate her.<BR/><BR/>4) I have turned into one of those annoying coffee people. It annoys me to no end, but in Starbucks I will pretty much order only the *takes deep breath* "decaf-soy-toffee-nut-latte-easy-whip-extra-foam," though the cup size may change. And many times I have my own travel mug that I would like for them to use. However, I do try to be as efficient as possible when ordering. My philosophy in many things in life is the same as my driving philosophy: get the hell out of everyone's way.<BR/><BR/>5) All those other things that you mentioned? Need to be disappeared. Seriously.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-37361313017741426422009-01-14T13:25:00.000-06:002009-01-14T13:25:00.000-06:00You're not really missing a lot there. It's right ...<I>You're not really missing a lot there. It's right up there with peeing on a tree, but you're more likely to get splashed.</I><BR/><BR/>I was jealous of my brother when we were kids. He could write his name in the snow with pee.neurondochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12155027993661209263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-90632850129500006032009-01-14T10:14:00.000-06:002009-01-14T10:14:00.000-06:00Well, Chris, if pressed I probably could come up w...Well, Chris, if pressed I probably <I>could</I> come up with a few suggestions.<BR/><BR/>...mostly involving points, barbs, and Scorned Woman Habanaro Hot Sauce. O.oJim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-18299367249290106512009-01-14T10:10:00.000-06:002009-01-14T10:10:00.000-06:00Is this the place where I can find new and inventi...Is this the place where I can find new and inventive things to put up my ass?Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02458727475454361013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-31718007561615698142009-01-14T09:51:00.000-06:002009-01-14T09:51:00.000-06:00I gotta start remembering to read your blog BEFOR...I gotta start remembering to read your blog BEFORE I have a mouthful of coffee with which to decorate my monitor...<BR/>where is that paper towel???<BR/><BR/>More later, need to work a bit. <BR/><BR/>WendyB_09<BR/><BR/>PS - ON Bones, I wish they'd just go ahead and do it so we can all get back to the crime solving.WendyB_09https://www.blogger.com/profile/03788918629240949526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-22769987764543241532009-01-14T09:35:00.000-06:002009-01-14T09:35:00.000-06:00For a while we had someone in the office that woul...For a while we had someone in the office that would pick his nose while at the urinal and leave his findings smeared on the walls. No one knew who it was, but eventually someone put up a sign that said "Dear Mr. Boogers, Please stop picking your nose and wiping it on the walls. It's disgusting. Signed, Everyone Else Who Uses This Bathroom" <BR/><BR/>The sign stayed up for a few days and the boogers didn't return.mattwhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07934926340973044413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-52749020601221228032009-01-14T08:49:00.000-06:002009-01-14T08:49:00.000-06:00I love Killer Drag Lines. It's like watching NASCA...I love Killer Drag Lines. It's like watching NASCAR in your own back yard.<BR/><BR/>I don't even have to turn the TV on, just make sure I wait about 10 seconds until these idiots are well on their racing way.Some dude stuck in the Midwesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00852056495927941030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-46754633975792055812009-01-14T08:10:00.000-06:002009-01-14T08:10:00.000-06:00You know what's worse than spitting in the urinals...You know what's worse than spitting in the urinals? Spitting in the sink and leaving a loogie that looks like a bright green lump of kryptonite big enough to kill Superman and his whole family stuck to the side of the porcelain. <BR/><BR/>Yeah, I'll just move right on down to the next sink, thank you.John the Scientisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03467337009577733553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-20033493113821815312009-01-14T01:18:00.000-06:002009-01-14T01:18:00.000-06:00Holy crap, that post wins my personal best for a t...Holy crap, that post wins my personal best for a truly horrendous amount of typos. <BR/><BR/>Typos chap my ass.<BR/><BR/>I think I've fixed most of them.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-40442588711869445202009-01-13T21:50:00.000-06:002009-01-13T21:50:00.000-06:00On a related tangent - there's this otherwise awes...On a related tangent - there's this otherwise awesome German Internet radio station, that decided it was a brilliant idea to start putting ads <I>in the middle of songs</I>. The song would be going along, then somewhere in the last third it would fade out, then an ad would play, then the song would fade back in and go to the end. They did this at least once per hour and were gradually increasing the rate. <BR/><BR/>Thus I found Pandora. ;)MWThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09446603415730525882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-33564851821817579812009-01-13T21:30:00.000-06:002009-01-13T21:30:00.000-06:00A don’t get me started on Vince, the creepy child ...<EM>A don’t get me started on Vince, the creepy child molester-looking ShamWow! guy. </EM><BR/><BR/>Don't look at me! <EM>I</EM> didn't give him permission to use my name. I'm gonna sue, I tell you. Sue. And I know this lawyer that just <EM>loves</EM> to sue people and organizations. I'll bet I could convince him that ShamWow!s create.... I don't know, some kinda super teeny earth-eating thingamabob. Then he'd sue for <EM>free</EM>. That way, everybody wins.vincehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16955307244053931069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-49173598645378745772009-01-13T21:14:00.000-06:002009-01-13T21:14:00.000-06:00TV Pop-up Banner AdsI must say I am quite glad tha...<I>TV Pop-up Banner Ads</I><BR/><BR/>I must say I am quite glad that I have no fucking clue what you're talking about.<BR/><BR/>Because whatever that is, it sounds horrifying.<BR/><BR/>Now excuse me, I need to crawl back under my rock.Random Michelle Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-67080314748998613002009-01-13T20:47:00.000-06:002009-01-13T20:47:00.000-06:00I have been waging a war of futility against the i...I have been waging a war of futility against the intrusive TV ads -- I really objected to the one which not only had black helicopters, but you could HEAR THE FUCKERS. No, wait, I didn't <I>really</I> want to watch the show I was watching. Can you increase the screen size of the intrusive ads a little bit more? Because I didn't catch the nuance of the banking of the black helicopter in the first seventeen fucking times you ran it in this hour of television.<BR/><BR/>Thank you.<BR/><BR/>Dr. PhilDr. Phil (Physics)https://www.blogger.com/profile/11943336276878704753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-48458713221351305032009-01-13T19:17:00.000-06:002009-01-13T19:17:00.000-06:00but that's because I don't get to use urinals.You'...<EM>but that's because I don't get to use urinals.</EM><BR/><BR/>You're not really missing a lot there. It's right up there with peeing on a tree, but you're more likely to get splashed.<BR/><BR/>And to have your junk stared at by the pervs that visit Jim's site. :)Shawn Powershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15186686711412505957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-60804771974820254212009-01-13T18:29:00.000-06:002009-01-13T18:29:00.000-06:00Ha ha ha hee heeeeeee. Okay, I can breathe now. I ...Ha ha ha hee heeeeeee. Okay, I can breathe now. I wish I could be so snarkily and wittily funny about things that chap my own ass. <BR/><BR/>The only one that didn't speak to me is the urinal spitting dude - but that's because I don't get to use urinals.neurondochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12155027993661209263noreply@blogger.com