tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post1788911780559060375..comments2024-03-20T12:34:55.100-05:00Comments on Stonekettle Station: The Insane Clown Posse Drinking GameJim Wrighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comBlogger71125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-9096850755763972582012-09-09T23:48:54.934-05:002012-09-09T23:48:54.934-05:00I've seen this text elsewhere on your site. Do...I've seen this text elsewhere on your site. Does he have it on Quickkeys?<br /><br />Thank you so much for saying what needs to be said, the way it needs to be said.<br /><br />YogiYogihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18149759309589778285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-71087972677969802942012-03-01T17:48:34.576-06:002012-03-01T17:48:34.576-06:00Jim,
I've never had a pastor. I think i just f...Jim,<br />I've never had a pastor. I think i just found one in you. Yessiree, you are my new, no, first guide. As your disciple I promise to spread the word. Like any good sermon, your's are a smorgasbord of mental fodder. You give me better ammunition than the rusty stuff I've been firing with - and which occasionally backfires. My political path (sans the military life) is much like yours. Though I know how it happened, I am left with my head ascratchin' over why it happened that that Republican party of yore went, well, the Mad Hatter resides over a certain ritual that involves the drinking of leafy hot beverages. If I didn't find present day conservative attitudes so incredibly dangerous, I'd be laughing about it regularly. Your sermons remind me that I should be anyway. Yes, sweat the big stuff, but while you're at it, laugh your ass off - the comedy is right there, hanging low in the tree. Thank you for being you.Chris' Soapboxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-84171789693330081612012-03-01T14:57:17.168-06:002012-03-01T14:57:17.168-06:00You don't have to be old to remember that. I t...You don't have to be old to remember that. I think you just have to be tapped into an alternate reality.. you know, the *actual* reality. Where things that happened, happened, and we have not always been at war with Eastasia.<br /><br />I wasn't even BORN until '72, and I slept/skipped/screwed around in pretty much every high school class I ever had. I ultimately dropped out. And EVEN I KNEW about The Catholic Scare with Kennedy. ;-><br /><br />APPARENTLY that is the key to actually acquiring historical perspective, though, because I swear to the IPU that I know more about US and world history (and current events, but I'm actually AWAKE now. Occasionally) than any of the "A" students who used to sneer at my slacker ways.<br /><br />Score one for the US public schools. If churning out ignorant sheeple is the goal, I guess I'm glad I dropped out early.Sillytweaselnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-49356276492550880822012-03-01T11:33:29.938-06:002012-03-01T11:33:29.938-06:00"Jesus Haploid Christ" ... Boom.
I will..."Jesus Haploid Christ" ... Boom.<br /><br />I will be using this, but will credit you.<br /><br />"JeeeSUS HAPloid Christ!"<br />"That's a good one."<br />"Yeah it is, not mine though ... lifted it from a crazy Blogger in Alaska."<br /><br />Good enough?Apostate Bodhisattvahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16752666142872741250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-79035144185420647782012-03-01T11:30:28.158-06:002012-03-01T11:30:28.158-06:00"Jesus Haploid Christ"
Boom.
That is A..."Jesus Haploid Christ"<br /><br />Boom.<br /><br />That is All.Apostate Bodhisattvahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16752666142872741250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-78779634058809684122012-02-24T14:43:09.377-06:002012-02-24T14:43:09.377-06:00google romney and check the 4th or 5th answer down...google romney and check the 4th or 5th answer down. Nothing obvious on Paul or Gingrich, yet.<br /><br />BTW Janiece is away and we are eating cookies at her placeWarnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16588657943011198242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-60800259211614624152012-02-24T13:00:25.343-06:002012-02-24T13:00:25.343-06:00Speaking of Santorum, have your ever Google'd ...Speaking of Santorum, have your ever Google'd him and checked the third entry down? Oh the irony :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-41696918376713522432012-02-23T11:02:56.318-06:002012-02-23T11:02:56.318-06:00Damn good piece. Thanks for writing it.
TomDamn good piece. Thanks for writing it.<br /><br />TomAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-2311939352476809602012-02-22T20:36:24.406-06:002012-02-22T20:36:24.406-06:00Jim, I laughed until I started to cry, whaaa, wahh...Jim, I laughed until I started to cry, whaaa, wahhhaaa, boo hoo...what can I say, I'm a girl.<br /><br />I was amazed that a blog could make me cry, but as I sat and thought (never mind where), I realized what was goin' on with me. I've been so frustrated with this "insane clown posse" and frustrated with tryin' to explain to people that the "insane clown posse" is not to be believed , that I lost my compass, my direction, my WAY OF LIFE! <br /><br />I've been tryin' to explain the inexplicable. <br /><br />I give up. Jim, you do it sooooo much better. I'm goin' to leave it to you, the Master, from now on. Will refer the I Dots to your blog when the goin' gets rough.<br /><br />RUFF? Ruff! ruff,ruff,ruff! Opps, gotta go, my dog wants to go OUT!!!<br /><br />Don't know why my picture/username will not show up. The insane publisher insists that I'm an "unknown (Google)" Crap!<br /><br />Good Night,<br /><br />BunnySlippersUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311327796009423663noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-35563608640297003222012-02-21T12:43:11.313-06:002012-02-21T12:43:11.313-06:00Romney gave a speech here in SW Ohio the other day...Romney gave a speech here in SW Ohio the other day. Rancid spew would have been more palatable. So yeah, the Mormonism doesn't bother me. The man does.John Healyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03618374685709266085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-87317091062823305742012-02-21T10:17:30.058-06:002012-02-21T10:17:30.058-06:00Jim, you should put a disclaimer on this game warn...Jim, you should put a disclaimer on this game warning against playing while watching Fox Noise. Liver transplants for all my friends!Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09578918682897536518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-32477543176881641832012-02-20T17:00:08.557-06:002012-02-20T17:00:08.557-06:00Squatty sent me too..what a fucking hilarious post...Squatty sent me too..what a fucking hilarious post! Will be checking in here more often! Wish I could write like either you or Squatty or BJ or..oh, any of these guys here.pttennhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01930640132959774838noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-74426654080481932632012-02-20T13:58:57.309-06:002012-02-20T13:58:57.309-06:00Absolutely first-rate post, Jim. Thanks. I had nev...Absolutely first-rate post, Jim. Thanks. I had never previously passed coffee out of my nose, so that's one more item to scratch off the bucket list.<br /><br />Don't remember the original source but someone once said that Ron Paul reminded them of furniture. Every time they saw him they wanted to go look for the rocker he fell off of.South Jersey Docnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-27665231821843577702012-02-20T13:44:34.079-06:002012-02-20T13:44:34.079-06:00Don't remember who said it first but the union...Don't remember who said it first but the union (if that's the right word) of Chrysler and Fiat brings together the stylish sex appeal of your grandfather's Chrysler Imperial and the reliability we have come to expect from Fiat. What were they thinking?South Jersey Docnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-1548214469032387152012-02-20T13:30:10.182-06:002012-02-20T13:30:10.182-06:00Squatlo sent me.
I very carefully read your comm...Squatlo sent me. <br /><br />I very carefully read your commenting rules, both the short and the long versions, and I will do my level best to be polite and respectful (though the strain may kill me). I enjoyed the anti-troll rant, and agree with the consensus here- this post is both deadly funny and dead-on.Cynthiannenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-84274902680572903302012-02-20T13:03:17.463-06:002012-02-20T13:03:17.463-06:00Please excuse any typos- I am trying hard to stop ...Please excuse any typos- I am trying hard to stop laughing, but not succeeding very well. I find both this post and the comments hysterically funny. I just want to answer Mike R's question: "If one drinks the required amount of alcohol mentioned will we become saturated and be a fire hazard?" <br /><br />Answer: If one drank that much alcohol (and other fluids) one would probably spontaneously combust. To be on the safe side, I would recommend taking a swig from a high-quality fire extinguisher as a chaser, at least after the more exotic concoctions.Cynthiannenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-55429956368334592572012-02-20T12:31:04.751-06:002012-02-20T12:31:04.751-06:00Jim. OK, first, I got here from Squatlo Rant, and...Jim. OK, first, I got here from Squatlo Rant, and second, this was way too fucking right. Funny as hell, but scary right. How can so many people buy the bullshit?<br /><br />Whichever of these Bozo's wins the nommy, the debates will be classic.Mooner Johnsonhttp://www.moonerjohnson.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-24363194794293569402012-02-20T10:18:37.731-06:002012-02-20T10:18:37.731-06:00Oblio
Do not try and drink coffee, or anything el...Oblio<br /><br />Do not try and drink coffee, or anything else, while reading Jim. Else you will need new keyboard.Warnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16588657943011198242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-23478297967608966742012-02-20T09:34:21.864-06:002012-02-20T09:34:21.864-06:00I take issue with your last sentence. I believe t...I take issue with your last sentence. I believe that it's hard to be sameltimeously at the liquor store and passed out on the kitchen floor, which is far more likely to happen. But that's a minor quibble. <br /><br />I'm proud to be a Designated Driver. I'd better go buy a new car.geazernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-1662908230144013252012-02-20T09:16:10.324-06:002012-02-20T09:16:10.324-06:00I need a cigarette.I need a cigarette.Yellow Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15340604354589650030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-41237631392490517012012-02-20T09:12:38.230-06:002012-02-20T09:12:38.230-06:00Man, I am your newest disciple... I'll be back...Man, I am your newest disciple... I'll be back, and I'm bringing a crowd of fellow miscreants and trouble-makers with me. Just linked to your site on my own and advised my followers to make the drive over to visit.<br /><br />Funniest post I've read in forever, and dead on the damn money!squatlohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00041016017342355678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-69624528448710772052012-02-20T08:50:53.707-06:002012-02-20T08:50:53.707-06:00Holy CRAP... this is the funniest, most scathing r...Holy CRAP... this is the funniest, most scathing rant I've read all year. SPOT ON, MOFO. Keep it up, I almost chortled coffee and Pop Tart thru my nose. Gracias, Amigo!Obliohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00532981638701035491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-65079821762810073512012-02-20T08:33:29.096-06:002012-02-20T08:33:29.096-06:00I see no reason whatsoever to go picking on Linda ...I see no reason whatsoever to go picking on Linda Lovelace like that ....<br /><br />just sayin'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-20452381049350426492012-02-19T17:14:19.337-06:002012-02-19T17:14:19.337-06:00[i]In retrospect, maybe I should have advised him ...[i]In retrospect, maybe I should have advised him to call Alcoholics Anonymous.[/i]<br />Dear Mr. W.:<br />On behalf of Alcoholics Anonymous members everywhere, I must respectfully request you refrain from referring Mr. Him to our fellowship. We're having enough trouble keeping our hands in our pockets during the drinking game as it is.<br />Thanks in advance for your understanding and support. (Would you check and see if my right eye is still twitching? 'Preciate it.)beachdog67https://www.blogger.com/profile/09887850845423627424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-86934019887474843742012-02-18T20:58:25.745-06:002012-02-18T20:58:25.745-06:00cart of beer?
Right this way, Sir. Apologies for...<i>cart</i> of beer? <br /><br />Right this way, Sir. Apologies for blocking the path.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.com