tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post8909014526304935544..comments2024-03-17T08:27:53.658-05:00Comments on Stonekettle Station: Ten Reasons Why The Rapture Didn’t HappenJim Wrighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comBlogger51125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-18764481075687539902011-10-27T10:56:05.400-05:002011-10-27T10:56:05.400-05:00Haroldtards:
Followers and believers in Harold Cam...Haroldtards:<br />Followers and believers in Harold Camping’s prophecy’s.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-40987393248381309732011-05-25T14:04:10.141-05:002011-05-25T14:04:10.141-05:00On #8- I was actually at a gay wedding on the 21st...On #8- I was actually at a gay wedding on the 21st. Unfortunately, they're gay so they didn't get Raptured (plus, it's not technically legal in PA yet, so that might also count against them.)<br /><br />Amusingly, my brother was the Best Man & he made a Rapture joke during his speech. Just as he said it, I noticed our Mom was nowhere to be found (who is Catholic so unlikely to be Raptured but if anyone deserved a ride to Heaven on the Jesus Express, it's her just for putting up with me & my siblings).Alas, she is still stuck with us.<br /><br />Inaled- when you are lacking in fermented hops-based beveragesSharon Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09878631693072592000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-57795553990779324752011-05-23T22:19:18.302-05:002011-05-23T22:19:18.302-05:00#8 might actually have some merit.
John's Apo...#8 might actually have some merit.<br /><br />John's Apocalypse (sort of) states that only 144,000 men who have never been with a woman are going to make it to heaven.<br /><br />So gay marriedf dudes would be a small, elite, and fabulous heaven crew...<br /><br />Thanks for this. It made me laugh...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-57344449018255439562011-05-23T20:30:41.568-05:002011-05-23T20:30:41.568-05:00yet another reason there was no raputreyet <a href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/5704337914/more-rapture-fan-art-of-the-day-macho-man-randy" rel="nofollow">another</a> reason there was no raputreThordrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02483497564571489980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-44407811975709702292011-05-23T20:29:03.845-05:002011-05-23T20:29:03.845-05:00HA!
My favorite quote, as reported by my sister;...HA! <br />My favorite quote, as reported by my sister; her son (who likes boys better than girls), shuffled into her kitchen Sunday morning and muttered " are they gone yet?"<br />God help us. Please? Why have you forsaken us???? Take them!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-30769981111459070562011-05-23T20:28:04.021-05:002011-05-23T20:28:04.021-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Thordrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02483497564571489980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-4040613044010887892011-05-23T19:39:57.308-05:002011-05-23T19:39:57.308-05:00Carol Elaine-I use Nature's Miracle myself-I h...Carol Elaine-I use Nature's Miracle myself-I had four large dogs, one of whom was incontinent (two are still with us). Great stuff, but I think the Holy Roller Urine is kind of like battery acid (their attitude is certainly caustic). And when you consider how old Heaven must be, it'll be impossible to get a carpet sample to match the hole burned by the Rapturees. However, I would enjoy rubbing their noses in the mess and tossing them outside. <br /><br />Sigh. I was really hoping to have fewer idiots to deal with at work today. Rats.Kerryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14775092807231830460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-78690426003611583862011-05-23T11:19:30.735-05:002011-05-23T11:19:30.735-05:00I don't think I'd want a bunch of overweig...<i>I don't think I'd want a bunch of overweight naked people messing up my clean house, either. They'd be so excited they'd pee on the carpet, and Sanctimonious Urine is sooo hard to get out and the smell lasts FOREVER.</i><br /><br />Kerry, if that ever does happen, try Nature's Miracle. It gets everything out. It truly is a Miracle!Carol Elainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06041453807217603422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-63523982246743244862011-05-23T10:29:19.698-05:002011-05-23T10:29:19.698-05:00http://theoatmeal.com/comics/rapture
Explains the...http://theoatmeal.com/comics/rapture<br /><br />Explains the failure.Warnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16588657943011198242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-9472850231436059462011-05-23T07:22:43.457-05:002011-05-23T07:22:43.457-05:00http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/offbeat/11...http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/offbeat/110523/rapture-judgment-day-south-africa-johannesburg-hotel-billWarnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16588657943011198242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-65736034176022819052011-05-23T01:03:09.816-05:002011-05-23T01:03:09.816-05:00Came across your blog via friend of mine. I'm...Came across your blog via friend of mine. I'm rather fond of this particular reason. Link goes to a DW post with a graphic.<br /><br />http://lithiumdoll.dreamwidth.org/637176.htmlHeatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06585820295589165100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-24516576019598549502011-05-22T23:29:29.245-05:002011-05-22T23:29:29.245-05:00Great stuff, gotta link you. one of the best top ...Great stuff, gotta link you. one of the best top tens I ever read.wolfsheadhttp://www.wolfshead.net/wolfshowlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-82151962990270018092011-05-22T20:49:31.363-05:002011-05-22T20:49:31.363-05:00The Mayan "End of Time" thing isn't ...The Mayan "End of Time" thing isn't going to happen. It is set for the 21st of December 2012. That is 4 days before Jesus' birthday. Dad isn't gonna prank with the kids big party.<br />And there is no doubt God has a sense of humor He created aardvarks, anteaters, and Donald Trump [well may not Donald] and to prove it he left us the up coming election cycle with the Republicans doing a cluster _____ trying to figure out who is the least biggest loser so they can have a candidate for president.<br />I have faith, Jim, will guide us through the twists and turns of the up coming political dog and pony show just like he did through the recent Rapture Clown Convention.rangersmomnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-33254343754045906342011-05-22T19:58:24.303-05:002011-05-22T19:58:24.303-05:00I'm pretty sure I saw Jesus cutting my lawn ye...I'm pretty sure I saw Jesus cutting my lawn yesterday afternoon. He had brown skin and curly black hair and everything. Just like that Jew in ancient Palestine. <br /><br />- Badtux the Snarky PenguinBadTuxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01345749557330760251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-34618178491557520972011-05-22T19:25:51.973-05:002011-05-22T19:25:51.973-05:00Wait a minute anonymous @2:11
It's Jesus comi...Wait a minute anonymous @2:11<br /><br />It's Jesus coming, the old man never said he was coming back. I'm pretty sure he finished his gig with Abraham a long time ago.Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11290928283713813594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-89059285813437800612011-05-22T18:46:21.951-05:002011-05-22T18:46:21.951-05:00anonymous@02:11 You're hitting on me, arent...anonymous@02:11 You're hitting on me, arent' you?Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-58809806049137767212011-05-22T17:28:54.541-05:002011-05-22T17:28:54.541-05:00Perhaps Harold and his family were raptures to a t...Perhaps Harold and his family were raptures to a tax-free, non-extraditable island in the Caymans.The Mechanicky Galhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00301818656158916179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-61443665937855347802011-05-22T17:11:34.987-05:002011-05-22T17:11:34.987-05:00Wow, I didnt believe the rapture was going to happ...Wow, I didnt believe the rapture was going to happen, because I am a christian, (obviously unlike YOU) and no one, not even jesus can tell when God is coming, but I really feel sorry for you when it does come you poor clueless fool.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-70647235306919112902011-05-22T16:29:05.931-05:002011-05-22T16:29:05.931-05:00There's a pretty funny film that addresses thi...There's a pretty funny film that addresses this "end of the world" neurosis, it's called "Take Me 2012":<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn1ecbC6EwMAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-48052800830941668602011-05-22T16:01:14.856-05:002011-05-22T16:01:14.856-05:00what?
we have so been raptured. i am here you guys...what?<br />we have so been raptured. i am here you guys are here so we alright. we be in our heaven here on earth. our beautiful paradise 'cept for all them Goddamned assholes who still didn't drop dead and die.bubblesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-69553598045092796942011-05-22T15:58:13.617-05:002011-05-22T15:58:13.617-05:00oops sorry i forgot to do my home work mr camping ...oops sorry i forgot to do my home work mr camping said the world was gonna edAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-87103442349696092012011-05-22T15:47:42.531-05:002011-05-22T15:47:42.531-05:00I love you. You bring me true giggles.I love you. You bring me true giggles.Scott K Smithhttp://Lifencompass.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-56693968240171451922011-05-22T14:23:33.265-05:002011-05-22T14:23:33.265-05:00I hate to prove you wrong on at least one point, b...I hate to prove you wrong on at least one point, but I must rebut your #8 hypothesis. This married gay guy didn't go. Neither did his spouse. (Thank God - we got yard work.) But I laughed so hard I levitated a bit, does that count? :)Kadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14787043282382889225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-4596117835925476622011-05-22T13:14:10.216-05:002011-05-22T13:14:10.216-05:00I already knew that God loves a good practical jok...I already knew that God loves a good practical joke so I just know he was sitting on a cloud watching the fools down below with a few of his buds and lots of popcorn....digging Michael with his elbow - "check it out! I told you they would fall for it hook, like and sinker!"Hedgewytchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-45471896371464249292011-05-22T06:30:21.800-05:002011-05-22T06:30:21.800-05:0011) Jesus is fucking with us all. He knew Harold w...11) Jesus is fucking with us all. He knew Harold was going to pick that date and time and get all this attention. I mean shit, the old man knows everything doesn't he? Maybe he's laughing his ass off while planning to drop in on next Tuesday without anybody knowing, just like it says in the Bible.<br /><br />Ha! my word verification to comment is, <i>siirprze</i><br />Jesus definitly planned that!Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11290928283713813594noreply@blogger.com