tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post8417917688970728544..comments2024-03-28T14:52:13.218-05:00Comments on Stonekettle Station: A Little Effort, PleaseJim Wrighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-34866127980796891562009-02-14T14:33:00.000-06:002009-02-14T14:33:00.000-06:00Message Alertt - You Have 1 Important Unread Messa...Message Alertt - You Have 1 Important Unread Message.<BR/><BR/>Got three of these. Two spelled "Alertt", one "Alert".<BR/><BR/>Then there's "is it you? Dana here" followed by "is it you? Jasmine here".<BR/><BR/>Come on, you guys aren't even trying. One fake come on per day -- duke it out as to who gets to try to woo me today.<BR/><BR/>Dr. PhilDr. Phil (Physics)https://www.blogger.com/profile/11943336276878704753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-71921651829592936232009-02-14T14:31:00.000-06:002009-02-14T14:31:00.000-06:00my favorite from today's batch:"This blue pill wor...my favorite from today's batch:<BR/>"This blue pill works like an alarm clock for your sleepy member."<BR/><BR/>Now, I have memberships in a couple of groups. Which member are they talking about? Which group? Who's the slacker this time?? Did they miss roll-call? Did they miss happy hour?? And just who in tarnation thought they could use a blue pill for an alarm clock?? Might explain why they're still asleep...<BR/><BR/>oh, wait, and then there's:<BR/>"You are NOMINATED for MBA."<BR/>What, you mean I don't have to slave away for several years like my friends did to get my degree? <BR/><BR/>and, not but certainly not least, there is: <BR/>"This pill will remember that somebody is living in your pants."<BR/>Well, if that is the case they need to be paying RENT, no free-loaders here!<BR/><BR/>Just some of my crop from the last two days. Most were, in fact, for body parts I don't have. <BR/><BR/>WendyB_09WendyB_09https://www.blogger.com/profile/03788918629240949526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-57529521041043376722009-02-14T14:23:00.000-06:002009-02-14T14:23:00.000-06:00Or fake Elle McPherson will come visit you. She l...Or fake Elle McPherson will come visit you. She looks like Phyllis Diller...only more McPherson-ey.Nathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-3628028557686466062009-02-14T13:32:00.000-06:002009-02-14T13:32:00.000-06:00... fake orgasms. Oh, wait, we were talking about ...... fake orgasms. Oh, wait, we were talking about something else, weren't we.<BR/><BR/>Although, you know, if you could but those on the street, there would be a huge market.Steve Buchheithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12999709767641212586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-40867954443926156502009-02-14T11:21:00.000-06:002009-02-14T11:21:00.000-06:00This morning's loser?"Guide to buying replica swis...This morning's loser?<BR/><BR/>"Guide to buying replica swiss watches"<BR/><BR/><BR/>Guide? There's a guide for fake watches? <BR/><BR/>Pass. Hell, I haven't worn a watch since I retired from the Navy. In fact I don't even own one. But seriously here, do people actually buy fake Rolexes? And then what, show them are as if they were real?<BR/><BR/>Saaaaaay, Bob, nice watch.<BR/>Yeah, you should see my manhood.<BR/>Don't you live in a house trailer?<BR/><BR/>What's next, fake Cadillacs? Fake McMansions? fake Gulf Stream III?Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-51411259851783632742009-02-14T10:34:00.000-06:002009-02-14T10:34:00.000-06:00Just tossed out about 20 more - one stood out: Mak...Just tossed out about 20 more - one stood out: <I>Make her shutter with pleasure!</I><BR/><BR/>What, it's a drug that makes her whip out a camera and start gleefully snapping pictures? Do you take those only while you're on vacation? Do you need an SLR or can you use a digital?<BR/><BR/>I don't get it...Karlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11854671368992589012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-37389773857931613712009-02-14T00:05:00.000-06:002009-02-14T00:05:00.000-06:00I, too, object to spam being sent from "me". Or w...I, too, object to spam being sent from "me". Or with NO sender. That inspires confidence. Or no Subject. Or written in a non-Roman alphabet. Right -- let's just check our target market a little more carefully here folks.<BR/><BR/>And there's the ten emails in a row with the SAME misspelled subject line. Or come ons with one word or name changed. <BR/><BR/>And let me tell you how worried I am that you found those naked pictures/videos of me. Really.<BR/><BR/>Dr. PhilDr. Phil (Physics)https://www.blogger.com/profile/11943336276878704753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-76275900927369363412009-02-13T20:18:00.000-06:002009-02-13T20:18:00.000-06:00Yeah. Gone are the days when pirates said "Arrr!" ...Yeah. Gone are the days when pirates said "Arrr!" and had peglegs and one-eyed parrots on their shoulders. Nowadays they have nuclear weapons. <BR/><BR/>It's just not the same. *sniffle*MWThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09446603415730525882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-12647304662803724232009-02-13T19:56:00.000-06:002009-02-13T19:56:00.000-06:00And let me add Pirates to your list. Music, book, ...And let me add Pirates to your list. Music, book, and software pirates used to have a creed of quality. The product was all, it needed to be good. It was a reflection on the individual. We all lived up to high standards. I'm trying to remember the consumer good that was pirated back in the early 90s that actually was superior to the original product (held up better under actual use). And then the 90s came and all these kids just let the quality of the product. Now pirated products are mostly cheap crap. It's so sad.Steve Buchheithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12999709767641212586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-36102793355224428502009-02-13T19:09:00.000-06:002009-02-13T19:09:00.000-06:00Don't give up your day job, Shawn, you're not cutt...Don't give up your day job, Shawn, you're not cutting it as a spammer. Just sayin, Sparky. <BR/><BR/>And remember, plunge your power drill into her - chicks like that.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-86364492414243733262009-02-13T19:03:00.000-06:002009-02-13T19:03:00.000-06:00Oh crap, was all that out loud? :DOh crap, was all that out loud? :DShawn Powershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15186686711412505957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-69033056439845948862009-02-13T19:02:00.001-06:002009-02-13T19:02:00.001-06:00Lazy spammer.Lazy spammer.Shawn Powershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15186686711412505957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-34065915154308367542009-02-13T19:02:00.000-06:002009-02-13T19:02:00.000-06:00I think YOU send lazy spam.I think YOU send lazy spam.Shawn Powershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15186686711412505957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-53558505073013951962009-02-13T19:01:00.000-06:002009-02-13T19:01:00.000-06:00And I'm here at work on FRIDAY NIGHT. You're the ...And I'm here at work on FRIDAY NIGHT. You're the one slacking. When was the last time you punched in, eh slacker? EH?Shawn Powershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15186686711412505957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-81772256536436062462009-02-13T19:00:00.001-06:002009-02-13T19:00:00.001-06:00And I don't say arsed to avoid swearing. I just t...And I don't say arsed to avoid swearing. I just think it sounds cool. So kiss my arse.Shawn Powershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15186686711412505957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-64448155778128961382009-02-13T19:00:00.000-06:002009-02-13T19:00:00.000-06:00You can't in one day tell me I need to increase on...You can't in one day tell me I need to increase on my slacking duties, and then complain about people doing their jobs half arsed.<BR/><BR/>I'd leave a better comment, but I'm just a half arsed blogger.Shawn Powershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15186686711412505957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-86862302018977777442009-02-13T17:34:00.000-06:002009-02-13T17:34:00.000-06:00I don't do Spam...I'm Kosher.I don't do Spam...I'm Kosher.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13152540665352170999noreply@blogger.com