tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post7725013420418646536..comments2024-03-28T14:52:13.218-05:00Comments on Stonekettle Station: Please Continue to Hold…Jim Wrighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-56142838079556141172009-06-09T08:28:50.359-05:002009-06-09T08:28:50.359-05:00Ah, Jim, thank you for the clever response to the ...Ah, Jim, thank you for the clever response to the Grasshopper line. My boss uses it on a regular basis, and I strongly suspect if I use your response, he'll stop... or at least not use it so much. <br /><br />It is always sad when a person is remembered for how they died, instead of how they lived.<br /><br />WendyB_09WendyB_09https://www.blogger.com/profile/03788918629240949526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-13967247237804802622009-06-08T22:47:15.072-05:002009-06-08T22:47:15.072-05:00OOOO I cut my finger.
Quit milkin it you big pansy...OOOO I cut my finger.<br />Quit milkin it you big pansy! At least you didn't turn purple for two months. Crap get some real shop injuries you sandcrab!<br /><br />Well the itching has started and I coughed up a lump of funkiness but the blotches have not risen yet. For those of you on the outside of this conversation. In December I turned some COCOBOLO, got a skin irritation and coughing fit for two freakin months and Jim found this hilarious. So, Just had to get another jab in. Slicing wit. Sharp as a tack (or bench chisel). I could go on but gotta go take another shower and slather anti-itch cream on my five head.Beastlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05734235111057536747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-62500682769595597122009-06-08T22:14:15.221-05:002009-06-08T22:14:15.221-05:00...2 motrin and a glass of water...
yup - even br...<i>...2 motrin and a glass of water...</i><br /><br />yup - even broken hands...Karlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11854671368992589012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-24288517319794073182009-06-08T21:59:56.568-05:002009-06-08T21:59:56.568-05:00Nathan, no, the tourniquet goes around the neck. M...Nathan, no, the tourniquet goes around the neck. Make sure the blood doesn't flow out.<br /><br />And I can imaging Jim taking a shower like Stonewall Jackson with his hand in the air.Steve Buchheithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12999709767641212586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-273024576932851832009-06-08T21:56:50.609-05:002009-06-08T21:56:50.609-05:00Remember, Grasshopper, never alone and always use ...Remember, Grasshopper, never alone and always use safety word with partner....Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18275812152895151542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-28081505848277211852009-06-08T21:46:37.713-05:002009-06-08T21:46:37.713-05:00Three things:
Konstanin: As much as I dearly appr...Three things:<br /><br />Konstanin: As much as I dearly appreciate your sympathy, I uh will probably never be able to hear the appellation "Grasshopper" again without visualizing a creepy old man naked, dead, and tied up in the closet. Really, dude, please don't, just don't.<br /><br />Eric: that's exactly why I chose that clip, however I think Knopfler's solo at the end of Sultan's is the most amazing thing I've ever seen live. It is hard to believe that human fingers can move with such speed and precision, and yet the guy looks like he is just strumming scales. It is astounding.<br /><br />Jarhead: Hahahahahahaha! Beastly and Janiece get the joke, I'm sure, but for the rest of you - the standard response to <i>anything</i> in a military hospital is 2 motrin and a glass of water. Anything, from a headache to a gunshot wound to child birth. 2 Motrin, drink some water, come back tomorrow and we'll see how you're doing... Ask any military person, it's always the same.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-3036049880959005722009-06-08T20:53:41.013-05:002009-06-08T20:53:41.013-05:00ok shipmate take two motrin dink some water and i ...ok shipmate take two motrin dink some water and i want you back here at 0530 for muster, you got that ::puts on best attempt and a slty chiefs face::Jarhead Journalisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15874952626064863846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-53541679030309399092009-06-08T20:47:46.576-05:002009-06-08T20:47:46.576-05:00Those opposable thumbs. It's what keeps those...Those opposable thumbs. It's what keeps those kitties in line. Cans, you see.<br /><br />Dr. PhilDr. Phil (Physics)https://www.blogger.com/profile/11943336276878704753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-78857556899580929472009-06-08T20:41:43.500-05:002009-06-08T20:41:43.500-05:00Personally, I consider "Telegraph Road" ...Personally, I consider "Telegraph Road" to be the definitive Mark Knopfler solo, in the sense that it might or might not be his best, but it's the one that if I were teaching a guitar appreciation class it shows off all of his distinctive quirks and gifts (e.g. the call-and-response phrases to himself and riffs on a single phrase, that wonderful fingerpicking technique). O'course it's just a beautiful solo, too.<br /><br />I hope the finger continues to heal nicely.Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18275812152895151542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-79684645013316681332009-06-08T20:00:23.514-05:002009-06-08T20:00:23.514-05:00pssst! Nathan broke his cat!pssst! Nathan broke his cat!Random Michelle Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-77522279259494614332009-06-08T20:00:20.209-05:002009-06-08T20:00:20.209-05:00mental dullness.... I'll take two to go please...mental dullness.... I'll take two to go please, supersize that .<br /><br />Digits are important tools, two of them separate us from the monkeys. <br /><br />Guard them well, grasshopper.<br /><br />Hope you get better.Some dude stuck in the Midwesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00852056495927941030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-49461098860979984512009-06-08T19:08:55.646-05:002009-06-08T19:08:55.646-05:00Yeowh!
Hope your finger gets better soon!
SPYeowh!<br /><br />Hope your finger gets better soon!<br /><br />SPServing Patriothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14984393452206039835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-46772370373020772112009-06-08T19:03:22.700-05:002009-06-08T19:03:22.700-05:00boom chicka chicka bow bow boom boom chicka chicka...boom chicka chicka bow bow boom boom chicka chicka bow...Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-24350821698611859622009-06-08T18:59:40.181-05:002009-06-08T18:59:40.181-05:00Saunter, to walk in a slow and relaxed manner.
Wh...Saunter, to walk in a slow and relaxed manner.<br /><br />When I saunter, I try to put some swing into my hips. <br /><br />Just for practice, you know.<br /><br />(saunters off again)Random Michelle Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-21860117647474276712009-06-08T16:30:13.123-05:002009-06-08T16:30:13.123-05:00shower safely completed with glove sealed with wat...shower safely completed with glove sealed with waterproof surgical tape. Works like a charm.<br /><br />re-bandaged and splinted and typing again sucks.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-17698972586360587852009-06-08T16:27:35.608-05:002009-06-08T16:27:35.608-05:00I second the duct tape. Just don't tell your d...I second the duct tape. Just don't tell your doctor that I said so...neurondochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12155027993661209263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-45736106943990859312009-06-08T16:27:02.992-05:002009-06-08T16:27:02.992-05:00I'm neither stupid or a masochist.
Is this th...<i>I'm neither stupid or a masochist.</i><br /><br />Is this the Jim we all know and love? Hmmm, Jim must've been replaced by a pod person or an alien scribe or something.neurondochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12155027993661209263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-48722437242268895762009-06-08T15:36:37.907-05:002009-06-08T15:36:37.907-05:00That's right, you can just saunter off, Lady.
...That's right, you can just saunter off, Lady.<br /><br /><br /><br />...Wait, what does <i>saunter</i> mean again? <br /><br /><br /><br />Thanks, Michelle, you make me smile.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-1471962714617505492009-06-08T15:18:51.793-05:002009-06-08T15:18:51.793-05:00I'm neither stupid or a masochist.
O.o
o.O
...<em>I'm neither stupid or a masochist.</em><br><br /><br />O.o<br /><br />o.O<br /><br />(saunters off wishing she could whistle)Random Michelle Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-36604668891791759242009-06-08T14:58:37.730-05:002009-06-08T14:58:37.730-05:00I really don't care for painkillers, Chris. In...I really don't care for painkillers, Chris. In most cases I'd rather have the pain than the mental dullness that comes with most narcotics. I have a pretty high threshold for pain and I'm in pain most of the time anyway - so, this is not too terrible different from my usual state of being.<br /><br />Don't get me wrong here, when I fell on my damaged shoulder two years ago I had absolutely NO problem getting a shot of morphine and taking percocet for a week. No problem. I'm neither stupid or a masochist. ;)Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-37737987665339113012009-06-08T14:51:24.056-05:002009-06-08T14:51:24.056-05:00Did the doctor at least give you some good painkil...Did the doctor at least give you some good painkillers? Mmm, percocet...Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02458727475454361013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-31975043147841876772009-06-08T14:05:26.804-05:002009-06-08T14:05:26.804-05:00Duct tape...
Better yet - get someone else to was...Duct tape...<br /><br />Better yet - get someone else to wash you while you hold your dry hand up in the air ;)Karlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11854671368992589012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-40794583945382045532009-06-08T14:03:46.823-05:002009-06-08T14:03:46.823-05:00Don't forget to tie a tourniquet around the wr...Don't forget to tie a tourniquet around the wrist to make sure the glove doesn't leak water.<br /><br /><br />What??Nathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-45906451608933792792009-06-08T13:33:42.450-05:002009-06-08T13:33:42.450-05:00Clear garbage bag and twist tie works just fine to...Clear garbage bag and twist tie works just fine to. <br /><br />Or if in a cast, push end of bag under cast.ntschttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10086019980409702904noreply@blogger.com