tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post6273398581504846713..comments2024-03-17T08:27:53.658-05:00Comments on Stonekettle Station: Your Spam Will Be GradedJim Wrighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-86291280807465439822009-04-23T12:59:00.000-05:002009-04-23T12:59:00.000-05:00I have a Physics sample exam problem involving Loi...<I>I have a Physics sample exam problem involving Lois Lane thrown off the top of a tall building by Lex Luthor -- and Superman rushing up to catch her halfway down. Unfortunately, he's moving upward at around 200 mph and she's in free fall -- we're talking goo on the forearms instead of a catch here, folks.</I>I think the comics-nerd "explanation" for that is that Superman near-instantaneously matches speed with the falling Lois. I suppose his super-physique keeps his internals from gooifying when he comes to a sudden stop like that? Whatever. This is where you separate out the hardcore comics nerds from comics nerds like me who laugh at the hardocre comics nerds.<br /><br />On an almost-entirely different note, it did occur to me yesterday that it's entirely supposition on my (and Larry Niven's part) that male Kryptonians have super-boners at all. Superman's an <I>alien</I>. Sure, he <I>looks</I> human. But who knows what he has under those longjohns and outside-underpants he wears? For all we know it's something utterly Lovecraftian.<br /><br />Just saying.Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18275812152895151542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-8988971748322367312009-04-23T12:08:00.000-05:002009-04-23T12:08:00.000-05:00And today's shiney new offering:
How to Turn on a...And today's shiney new offering:<br /><br />How to Turn on a Woman in 1 Minute - It's So Easy Even a Computer Nerd Can Do It!!<br /><br />Here that guys, there's hope for you yet!!<br /><br />Waitaminute...Ya mean we're supposed to have an on/off switch?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!<br /><br />Have a nice day!<br />WendyB_09WendyB_09https://www.blogger.com/profile/03788918629240949526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-14385087732089233772009-04-22T23:39:00.000-05:002009-04-22T23:39:00.000-05:00Spam Subject Lines for which I have no reason to e...Spam Subject Lines for which I have no reason to even look further: She Wet The Entire Bed.<br /><br />Oh great, we're dealing with soaked bedding and a major case of dehydration. And they say romance is dead in the 21st century... Who comes up with this stuff?<br /><br />Dr. PhilDr. Phil (Physics)https://www.blogger.com/profile/11943336276878704753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-74621385909627053152009-04-22T23:36:00.000-05:002009-04-22T23:36:00.000-05:00I have a Physics sample exam problem involving Loi...I have a Physics sample exam problem involving Lois Lane thrown off the top of a tall building by Lex Luthor -- and Superman rushing up to catch her halfway down. Unfortunately, he's moving upward at around 200 mph and she's in free fall -- we're talking goo on the forearms instead of a catch here, folks.<br /><br />What?<br /><br />Dr. PhilDr. Phil (Physics)https://www.blogger.com/profile/11943336276878704753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-30266431068889212212009-04-22T19:41:00.000-05:002009-04-22T19:41:00.000-05:00I haven't used bold, but it seems to occur con...I haven't used bold, but it seems to occur consistently with italics.<br /><br />My work around is to place a line break after the closing italics tag.<br /><br />So <br /> immediately following your closing em tag should help.Random Michelle Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-69681332586600820182009-04-22T18:29:00.000-05:002009-04-22T18:29:00.000-05:00Anybody know what the fuck is up with blogger eati...Anybody know what the fuck is up with blogger eating the comment spaces lately?<br /><br />I really, really, wish they'd implement a comment edit function. Seriously, how hard can it be?Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-8690873697019550862009-04-22T18:28:00.000-05:002009-04-22T18:28:00.000-05:00THE SPANISH INQUISITION!Nobody expects that, Miche...<I>THE SPANISH INQUISITION!</I>Nobody expects that, Michelle.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-21545893849367824702009-04-22T18:25:00.000-05:002009-04-22T18:25:00.000-05:00THE SPANISH INQUISITION!THE SPANISH INQUISITION!Random Michelle Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-6947394547720884422009-04-22T15:50:00.000-05:002009-04-22T15:50:00.000-05:00Jim, surely it won't surprise you that the Niven s...Jim, surely it won't surprise you that the Niven story crossed my mind as I was writing the second paragraph?<br /><br />Like John said, you have him, Nathan, me--and with me, you get the comic book references, natch.<br /><br />So apparently I actually get to say you should have expected the unexpected....Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18275812152895151542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-65855814589124871962009-04-22T15:35:00.000-05:002009-04-22T15:35:00.000-05:00Coming soon to a theatre near you: The Superman SE...Coming soon to a theatre near you: The Superman SEX TOUR!!! See him wave his MAGIC WAND all night long! It allows him to leap tall blondes in a single bound! <br /><br />I could go on, but really do have to finish up this little bit of work before I leave today...<br /><br />WendyB_09WendyB_09https://www.blogger.com/profile/03788918629240949526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-9279541842956566612009-04-22T15:11:00.000-05:002009-04-22T15:11:00.000-05:00I totally didn't see the Superman tie-in coming.
...I totally didn't see the Superman tie-in coming. <br /><br />I am reminded of the Niven short story, <I>Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex</I>Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-58044988583020810552009-04-22T14:50:00.000-05:002009-04-22T14:50:00.000-05:00"Well, this conversation just took an unexpected t..."Well, this conversation just took an unexpected turn..."<br /><br />Oh come on. You have Eric, Nathan and I as regular commenters. And the subject of the post included male enhancement.<br /><br />This was totally expected. :pJohn the Scientisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03467337009577733553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-10089660376207686222009-04-22T11:43:00.000-05:002009-04-22T11:43:00.000-05:00Look at it this way, Jim, how long can you talk ab...Look at it this way, Jim, how long can you talk about spam before we'd have to declare that the spammers have won? I'm not sure I want to welcome our new tuba playing prideful brake dancing overlords...<br /><br />Dr. PhilDr. Phil (Physics)https://www.blogger.com/profile/11943336276878704753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-23903465922860304942009-04-22T10:41:00.000-05:002009-04-22T10:41:00.000-05:00Well, this conversation just took an unexpected tu...Well, <I>this</I> conversation just took an unexpected turn...Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-19263388426295461902009-04-22T10:06:00.000-05:002009-04-22T10:06:00.000-05:00'what would Superman be doing in my neighborhood i...'what would Superman be doing in my neighborhood in the middle of a thunderstorm with a huge superboner?"<br /><br />Maybe Superman's a shower, not a grower? Then he'd be ready anytime. :DJohn the Scientisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03467337009577733553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-76728414760341240752009-04-22T10:05:00.000-05:002009-04-22T10:05:00.000-05:00Last year, there was an old building up the road f...Last year, there was an old building up the road from me that was being almost completely rebuilt: the only thing that was left, actually, was a historic two-or-three-story brick facade that was propped up from the back while a new building was essentially built from behind. I'm not making this up, this story is absolutely true. One evening--I think it was a Sunday--I spent the day up at the corner at the local coffee shop and then walked over to a neighborhood bar for dinner; while I was there a huge storm blew in, wind and thunder and rain, and the power spazzed out a few times while I was at the bar and they lost their cable or satellite or whatever was feeding the sports channels on the big TVs. But the really big deal came after a huge crash was heard outside that turned out <I>not</I> to be thunder: someone came in and loudly asked if anybody there had parked a silver car in front of Fat City--if so, the car was gone. The brick facade I was talking about blew over in the wind and fell into the street, crushing at least one car. All true. Clearing bricks from the road had the street closed for a day or two and now the building that's been raised on the site is entirely modern, down to the glass and steel fronting.<br /><br />But you may see the point I'm getting at: if somebody had been able to brake that wall, maybe the car wouldn't have been crushed. I'm not sure a boner would have been enough to do it, unless maybe it happened to be Superman's boner, but then what would Superman be doing in my neighborhood in the middle of a thunderstorm with a huge superboner?Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18275812152895151542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-492219254466327372009-04-22T08:41:00.000-05:002009-04-22T08:41:00.000-05:00@ John the Scientist - Good thing is, the majority...@ John the Scientist - Good thing is, the majority of spam that hits my gmail account is forwarded from an organizational site I have an address at for the office I hold. And that office ends in about a month and then I won't have that address any more. WHEEEE!!<br /><br />WendyB_09WendyB_09https://www.blogger.com/profile/03788918629240949526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-85787451794466822222009-04-22T07:56:00.000-05:002009-04-22T07:56:00.000-05:00You know, I never really understood the "manhood" ...You know, I never really understood the "manhood" and "male pride" thing. It's my penis, or dick if you want to be casual. I proved my manhood when I was a young man and a penis wasn't involved in any way. Also, I take pride in a whole bunch of things, the vast majority of which of which don't concern my penis. <br /><br />"At spring girls put on their boobs and legs" Hey, I didn't know they were detachable. Are they interchangeable, too? You learn something new everyday. <br />And girls love the tuba players. Just saying. It's a breath control and lung capacity thing. And then we also have good embouchure. Trumpet and french-horn players are too tight and trombonists keep pulling girls closer and then pushing them away. Tuba players also usually have great upper body strength, especially those who march tuba. Having been one myself, I can verify this. <br />As a bonus, I got to sit next to the very attractive double-bass clarinet player. Hmm, good times. Every adolescent boy should be tortured that way at least once. I got to be tortured every school-day for two years. HBO soft-porn just doesn't match up to her "preparing the reed."Steve Buchheithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12999709767641212586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-48703856734688385852009-04-21T21:54:00.000-05:002009-04-21T21:54:00.000-05:00I love the snow banjo!.. Can I have one mailed to ...I love the snow banjo!.. Can I have one mailed to me please?Some dude stuck in the Midwesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00852056495927941030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-87899723463572683412009-04-21T21:25:00.000-05:002009-04-21T21:25:00.000-05:00In a few days I start to grade some 180 science li...In a few days I start to grade some 180 science literacy book reports. And there will be plenty of people "defiantly recommending" their book to others. Or is it they're will be plenty of people recommending there book to others?<br /><br />Sometimes it is all to too two much.<br /><br />Dr. PhilDr. Phil (Physics)https://www.blogger.com/profile/11943336276878704753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-23537573194670304942009-04-21T19:36:00.000-05:002009-04-21T19:36:00.000-05:00Naw, Michelle, I didn't miss it, I just couldn't t...Naw, Michelle, I didn't miss it, I just couldn't think of how to work it into a joke. And considering the number of other typos, misspellings, and such in the other spam I figured I just let it go.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-3568833469499958882009-04-21T18:50:00.000-05:002009-04-21T18:50:00.000-05:00You'll brake walls with your boner.You missed the ...<I>You'll brake walls with your boner.</I>You missed the brake vs break.<br /><br />After all, if you brake walls, chances are you won't break anything.<br /><br />Just thought I'd point that out.<br /><br />And then run and hide.Random Michelle Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-20620759833023650862009-04-21T17:22:00.000-05:002009-04-21T17:22:00.000-05:00@ Wendy: "Few clients and low sales?"@ Wendy: "Few clients and low sales?"John the Scientisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03467337009577733553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-36225989466564422642009-04-21T16:43:00.000-05:002009-04-21T16:43:00.000-05:00From today's spam, I'll let it have a conversation...From today's spam, I'll let it have a conversation with itself...<br /><br />Why do people participate in sex tours? Women don't care about tiredness or stress. Calm down your teen angst. Make your magic wand work all night long! Fight back the infection, what if you caught virus and needed help right now? Once you are a man again, nothing is impossible. Show her who the man is! You will uplift your lover's sex times and hoist your darling bed event. <br /><br />The rest was Greek to me! <br />No, really, see? Мало клиентов и низкие продажи? <br />Wait, maybe that's the Russian...<br /><br />So not only are they trying to sell me things for body parts I don't and won't ever have, they're wanting to do it to me in lanuages I'll never understand! Yeesh...give it a rest people. <br /><br />WendyB_09WendyB_09https://www.blogger.com/profile/03788918629240949526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-9128900421105323732009-04-21T14:52:00.000-05:002009-04-21T14:52:00.000-05:00You are an evil, evil man.
I am on the customer E...You are an evil, evil man.<br /><br />I am on the customer EBOLA call, and I can't stop snickering. <br /><br />WE LOVE MUTE.Janiecehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14190655869710465713noreply@blogger.com