tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post535961688332055974..comments2024-03-20T12:34:55.100-05:00Comments on Stonekettle Station: Please Stand ByJim Wrighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-82264383276692456672009-03-11T11:26:00.000-05:002009-03-11T11:26:00.000-05:00Uh, have you dewormed ShopKat? o.OUh, have you dewormed ShopKat? o.OJohn the Scientisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03467337009577733553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-53047498119537983062009-03-11T09:05:00.000-05:002009-03-11T09:05:00.000-05:00"Chocolate and Irish Whiskey are never metaphors. ..."Chocolate and Irish Whiskey are never metaphors. Ever."<BR/><BR/>I think you have just passed Eric on my crush list!kimbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18202011517037727838noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-5256240966717666412009-03-11T00:35:00.000-05:002009-03-11T00:35:00.000-05:00Okay, so we know from the Alien movies that a gest...Okay, so we know from the <I>Alien</I> movies that a gestating xenomorph takes on characteristics of its host creature. Xenomorphs that gestate in people are bipedal, the one that gestated in the dog in <I>Alien3</I> was a quadruped, the "predalien" in <I>AVPR</I> is an obvious hybrid....<BR/><BR/>So, the obvious question is: when the alien bursts out of ShopKat, what do you think it will look like? I'm thinking "cute, but for the retractable jaw with too many teeth." Any thoughts?Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18275812152895151542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-40673792077009711012009-03-10T23:37:00.000-05:002009-03-10T23:37:00.000-05:00Actually you only think you are sitting down...Cho...Actually you only <I>think</I> you are sitting down...<BR/><BR/>Chocolate and Irish Whiskey are never metaphors. Ever. At least not around here. Also I once had chocolate beer. It was revolting - and in this case "revolting" is a metaphor for "sucks." <BR/><BR/>ShopKat's bulging belly is still bulging - though, as I've mentioned, we are now faced with the rather obvious fact that I've been over feeding her and that she's either not pregnant or she is of a breed with a heretofore unknown and lengthy gestation period.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-66118015934309214582009-03-10T23:21:00.000-05:002009-03-10T23:21:00.000-05:00Just tell me the chocolate is real!(as she sits do...Just tell me the chocolate is real!<BR/>(as she sits down on what she *thought* was a sofa)kimbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18202011517037727838noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-58151063376786317452009-03-10T22:25:00.000-05:002009-03-10T22:25:00.000-05:00How is ShopKat's bulging little belly lately?How is ShopKat's bulging little belly lately?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-56146776605269939272009-03-10T22:20:00.000-05:002009-03-10T22:20:00.000-05:00Screw the scotch and beer, I'm gonna go play with ...Screw the scotch and beer, I'm gonna go play with the power tools in his woodshop. And scritch ShopCat.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-22584881370966631092009-03-10T20:56:00.000-05:002009-03-10T20:56:00.000-05:00I'll take chocolate instead of beer, please. And I...I'll take chocolate instead of beer, please. And I am absolutely going to sit on the sofa. If I am schlepping up to AK, I will definitely need to take a load off...neurondochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12155027993661209263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-48348169152204086192009-03-10T20:00:00.000-05:002009-03-10T20:00:00.000-05:00Tania's in Mensa. Can she jump on your metaphorica...Tania's in Mensa. Can she jump on your metaphorical sofa?<BR/><BR/>I'll skip the icky beer and search around for chocolate!Random Michelle Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-70248551394900406702009-03-10T18:34:00.000-05:002009-03-10T18:34:00.000-05:00Metaphorical couches and biker gangs, as I'm sure ...Metaphorical couches and biker gangs, as I'm sure you all know, are for Mensans. Are <I>you</I> a member of Mensa? I don't think so.<BR/><BR/>Keep your metaphorical grubby feet off my metaphorical sofa. <BR/><BR/>The beer, however, is real. You may help yourselves. Because I like you, well, most of you anyway. There's a certain group in upstate New York I'm not particularly fond of - and you know who you are, Eggheads. Yes, I see you lurking about, like big brained cockroaches, metaphorically speaking. <BR/><BR/>(for those of you wondering WTF I'm having on about here - suffice it to say that certain members of Mensa and I are no longer on speaking terms. They think I'm stupid, I think they're deluded cranks at best and arrogant assholes at worst, hardly the basis for a good long term relationship)Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-39797158327224892682009-03-10T18:13:00.000-05:002009-03-10T18:13:00.000-05:00and swill his metaphorical scotchand swill his metaphorical scotchThordrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02483497564571489980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-56164305547329976122009-03-10T17:24:00.000-05:002009-03-10T17:24:00.000-05:00Does this mean we can jump on the metaphorical sof...Does this mean we can jump on the metaphorical sofa while you're gone?Random Michelle Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.com