tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post3465446946741464981..comments2024-03-28T14:52:13.218-05:00Comments on Stonekettle Station: Ask Stonekettle StationJim Wrighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-70123970985478954812009-10-01T21:57:43.979-05:002009-10-01T21:57:43.979-05:00The Wicker Moose is one of the most terrifying mov...<i>The Wicker Moose</i> is one of the most terrifying movies I've ever seen. I had nightmares for weeks, <i>weeks</i>, I tells you.Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18275812152895151542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-89560989334484124592009-10-01T19:51:38.553-05:002009-10-01T19:51:38.553-05:00Only if it has a stick up it's.....Only if it has a stick up it's.....Pam Adamsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-79717630068781755642009-10-01T13:13:07.172-05:002009-10-01T13:13:07.172-05:00Is a dead frozen moose a moosicle?Is a dead frozen moose a moosicle?ntschttp://blog.charcuteire.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-15113065138355088322009-10-01T12:11:17.711-05:002009-10-01T12:11:17.711-05:00Following up on what Michelle was saying, losing t...Following up on what Michelle was saying, losing the Moose lottery can actually be considered very traumatic.<br /><br />There's some evidence that the yearling that bashed it's own (nonexistent) antlers into its own head at Jim's kid's school a while ago was distraught over not even qualifying for the ballot.<br /><br />Moosicide. D'oh!Nathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-24210812420117727192009-10-01T11:19:09.918-05:002009-10-01T11:19:09.918-05:00Maybe it's not really a dead moose.
Maybe it&...Maybe it's not really a dead moose. <br />Maybe it's a <i>zombie</i> moose being burnt to crispy destruction!<br /><br />which reminds me...there is a Zombie Parade here through Oakland Cemetary on Sunday. What?WendyB_09https://www.blogger.com/profile/03788918629240949526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-30585441444204283072009-10-01T09:16:12.679-05:002009-10-01T09:16:12.679-05:00command
lightning
(sigh)command<br />lightning<br />(sigh)Random Michelle Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-71510212370236775892009-10-01T09:14:47.874-05:002009-10-01T09:14:47.874-05:00It depends.
Does the moose have a head? Did you a...It depends.<br /><br />Does the moose have a head? Did you awaken to find the moose head in bed with you? If both of the above are true, Jim is correct and you have been tagged by the Alaskan Mafia.<br /><br />If however, you are outside, and the burning moose is surrounded by a circle of live (non-burning) moose, then what you are seeing is the annual moose sacrifice. This is actually a rarely seen event, and you should consider yourself lucky.<br /><br />Every year the moose have a lottery. For a year, the selected moose is king over all the land, treated like royalty, and in commend of the land and all the creatures therein.<br /><br />At the end of that year, however, the king moose is placed upon the sacrificial alter, and burned. (Moose use a combination of kindling and lightening rods to achieve this.) If the moose was a good ruler, his heart is cut out prior to the sacrifice. If he was not a good rule, he is burned alive.<br /><br />Then the ruler for the next year is selected, and the cycle continues.Random Michelle Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817444379694818074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-24991358670762482782009-10-01T09:00:11.581-05:002009-10-01T09:00:11.581-05:00Anyone that finds a moose to be "hot", d...Anyone that finds a moose to be "hot", dead or alive, is not someone I want to hang around.<br /><br />Just sayin.Shawn Powershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15186686711412505957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-77346485062757259282009-10-01T08:32:00.776-05:002009-10-01T08:32:00.776-05:00nzforme, if you see a live burning moose, freeze. ...nzforme, if you see a live burning moose, freeze. Back away slowly. Try to stifle the nightmare of fear that's crawling like a spider up your throat--The Hellmoose smells fear, feeds on terror, gorges itself on fright. When you're out of its line of sight, run. Crossing running water can--<br /><br />I'm sorry. I can't do this. I can't keep on with this. I'm lying to you.<br /><br />There's no escaping The Hellmoose. Once you've seen it, you're doomed. There is no hope. I'm sorry. I'll light a candle for your poor damned soul.Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18275812152895151542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-61001922120033107202009-10-01T07:48:57.301-05:002009-10-01T07:48:57.301-05:00High explosive ordinance can have that effect.High explosive ordinance can have that effect.Steve Buchheithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12999709767641212586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-45493950417358820442009-10-01T02:07:51.436-05:002009-10-01T02:07:51.436-05:00nzforme, I don't know about live burning moose...nzforme, I don't know about live burning moose, but I once saw a burning walrus. <br /><br />Falling from the sky. <br /><br />In pieces of flaming blubber. <br /><br />Damnest thing ever.Jim Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259550121437562338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-53314557053884024642009-10-01T00:41:31.121-05:002009-10-01T00:41:31.121-05:00Whaaa??
Maybe they should enter the witless prote...Whaaa??<br /><br />Maybe they should enter the <i>witless</i> protection program...Karlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11854671368992589012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-82371784925939872922009-09-30T23:12:13.312-05:002009-09-30T23:12:13.312-05:00OK. What is the meaning of a LIVE burning moose?OK. What is the meaning of a LIVE burning moose?nzformehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13982194544873836336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-22772193875704315542009-09-30T22:55:07.997-05:002009-09-30T22:55:07.997-05:00Moose and squirrel, moose and squirrel, it always ...Moose and squirrel, moose and squirrel, it always comes down to moose and squirrel.WendyB_09https://www.blogger.com/profile/03788918629240949526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8243351006478134285.post-89013295667863462602009-09-30T22:45:16.630-05:002009-09-30T22:45:16.630-05:00It means that fucking squirrel is next?It means that fucking squirrel is next?Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18275812152895151542noreply@blogger.com